Review Megan @ Perla

[LuvDaty]

Worst experience in a very long time.
No effort, no passion, no pleasantries, nothing.
Haven't been hobbying much lately, but at the end of a long week felt like a little fun. I'm a relatively low mileage guy. Just want a little passion, fun, and a good ending.

First off, I wait in the room for a good 20 minutes after I finish my shower. First sign I should have gotten my money back and left.
When she finally makes an appearance, lights on full and she just stares at me. Awkward silence. No greeting, no pleasantries, Nada.
Appearance was not what I was hoping for. Definitely not fit, no nice curves, a little butchy. Second sign...
I say, high, should Iay down. "Yes", she takes off her shoes and walks over to her oil. Third screaming sign ...but I was showered, naked, a bit horny.
Lights still on full. Fourth sign...
I'm on my stomach, she puts a bit of oil on my back, then gets up on me. This usually isn't an issue, I find it enjoyable. But today, I can't breath, she's too heavy. I try some different positions, just can't get comfortable. She finally gets the hits and gets off. Stands at the head of the bead and starts on my shoulders...virtually no effort. I try reaching around to massage her, she tells me to keep my hands on her back side. What the fuck.
Usually by now, I'm hard, but today, nothing.
I figure, let me try giving her a massage. Usually this loosens things up a bit. She just lays there. Legs clamped together. I tell her the to flip. She shows some pleasure having her boobs played with.
Ok, maybe she's loosening up a bit, but no. Not even an effort to fake. She just lays there. FUCK!!!
Finally I think she's senses I'm getting pissed off she opens her legs and says "only my clit". I figure, ok, I try that for 5 minutes, she's making some noises, but it's boring. I put my head up and she says "your turn". I figure well fuck, by this point, 20 minutes in, I might as well try to have some pleasure.
Lights still on.
She sits on the bed between my legs, grabs my cock, and starts rubbing.
But, I can't get hard. I'm not turned on at all. I ask her to use some oil, but nothing. This has NEVER happened before. It doesn't take much to turn me on, or get me off. I've have never left without a good release.
Some time goes by, I say forget it.
30 minutes in. She says, well time's up anyway. Shorts me 10 glorious minutes.

 

[Avoid_SeductionSpa_RipOff&STDs]

Tiana, you better straighten the ship if you want to keep enjoying your luxurious lifestyle. Otherwise no more customers will spend $ at your spas

 

[felixami]

so megan's pics are out of date?
what a disappointment!
pics look so good
but then there is only one pic
i get suspicious when the mpa only has one pic
i think - what's really going on here?

 

[felixami]

i am out of the game until new years?
i feel the heat in my loins rising
i need pussy
i want to feel those pussy lips quivering as the clamp down on my hard throbbing cock
i want to feel those pussy walls pulsate
i want to make her moan with delight

 

[imyourpuppet]

Thanks for TOFTT. I had her on my radar now she goes to avoid no matter what.

 

[fedor77]

Lots of chicks just phoning it in these days

 

[Mellow]

I was gonna write a review about her last night. Good thing you saved me a review. Let me just share my experience with her.

Saw her in the evening. She was nice when came in the room, saying hi and all that stuffs. She was late for 10 mins, no biggie for me.

Similar to the OP, I was disappointed of her body. She has baby fats and her ass is on a flatter side. Her tits are small but nice to grab on.

She sat on may back too for a good 15 mins and I can't breathe as well. Her massage was lackluster.

On the flip, she kissed me from my nipples down to my thigh. Then she grabbed my cock and started to jerk me off. After a few mins, I told her to suck my dick. She looked at my cock checking for something. Then she said $100 for bj. Probably she doesn't want to suck my cock? I always make sure I shave and wash my dick when I hobby so I'm not sure why she wouldn't? I'm like, i thought the standard is 50 bbbj and 100 fs? She said yeah, some girls charge $50 but she charges differently. I said ok fine I will not bargain and I'm ok with hj. Then I asked her if I can DATY her? Then she said $50. At that point, I didn't even bother to do anything. Just lied down there and let her jerk me off.

All in all, I was in and out in 35 mins (including) her the 10 mins she was late. I told the giril in the front desk that she charges 100 for bj, and she got surprised and was apologizing to me. I told her that's fine.

She said she's Spanish from Spain but she has some hint of Middle eastern features. If you watch Money Heist, you can see a little resemblance with Nairobi. Maybe that's just me.

I will not repeat and I wouldn't recommend her.

 

[JK.]

I was gonna write a review about her last night. Good thing you saved me a review. Let me just share my experience with her.

Saw her in the evening. She was nice when came in the room, saying hi and all that stuffs. She was late for 10 mins, no biggie for me.

Similar to the OP, I was disappointed of her body. She has baby fats and her ass is on a flatter side. Her tits are small but nice to grab on.

She sat on may back too for a good 15 mins and I can't breathe as well. Her massage was lackluster.

On the flip, she kissed me from my nipples down to my thigh. Then she grabbed my cock and started to jerk me off. After a few mins, I told her to suck my dick. She looked at my cock checking for something. Then she said $100 for bj. Probably she doesn't want to suck my cock? I always make sure I shave and wash my dick when I hobby so I'm not sure why she wouldn't? I'm like, i thought the standard is 50 bbbj and 100 fs? She said yeah, some girls charge $50 but she charges differently. I said ok fine I will not bargain and I'm ok with hj. Then I asked her if I can DATY her? Then she said $50. At that point, I didn't even bother to do anything. Just lied down there and let her jerk me off.

All in all, I was in and out in 35 mins (including) her the 10 mins she was late. I told the giril in the front desk that she charges 100 for bj, and she got surprised and was apologizing to me. I told her that's fine.

She said she's Spanish from Spain but she has some hint of Middle eastern features. If you watch Money Heist, you can see a little resemblance with Nairobi. Maybe that's just me.

I will not repeat and I wouldn't recommend her.

What are baby fats?