Memorial Stone

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A woman's husband dies. He had £30,000 to his name. After everything is done at the funeral home and cemetery, she tells her closest friend that there is none of the £30,000 left.

The friend says, "How can that be?

The widow says, "Well, the funeral cost me £6,500. And of course I made a donation to the church. That was £500, and I spent another £500 for the wake, food and drinks, you know.

The rest went for the memorial stone."

The friend says, "£22,500 for the memorial stone? My God, how big is it?"

The widow says, "Three carats."