Men’s Rule’s

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1.    Breast’s are for looking at and that’s why we do it. Don’t try to change that.

2.    Learn to work the toilet seat, Girls. If it’s up put it down. We need it up, you need it down. You don’t hear us moan if it’s left down.

3.    Saturday equals sports; it’s like the full moon or the changing of the tides. Let it be.

4.    Shopping is not a sport and no, we are never going to think it is.

5.    Ask for what you want. Let us be clear on this: Subtle hints don’t work, Strong hints don’t work. Obvious hints don’t work. Just say it!

6.    Yes and No are acceptable answers to almost every question.

7.    Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it. That’s what we do. Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for.

8.    A headache that lasts for 17 months is a problem. See a doctor.

9.    Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument. In fact, all comments become null and void after 7 day’s.

10.    If you think your fat, you probably are. And while we are at it, I am in shape. Round is a shape.

11.    If something we said can be interpreted two ways and one makes you sad or angry, we meant the other one.

12.    Whenever possible sat whatever you have to say during commercial breaks.

13.    Christopher Columbus didn’t need directions and neither do we.

14.    If it itches, it will be scratched, we do that.

15.    If we ask what is wrong and you say “nothing”, we will act like nothing’s wrong. We know your lying but it’s not worth the hassle.

16.    When we have to go out somewhere, absolutely anything you wear is fine. Really.

17.    Don’t ask us what we are thinking about unless you want to discuss sex, comics or cars.

18.    You have enough clothes and too many shoes.

19.    Nodding and looking at your watch would be deemed as an acceptable response to "I love you."


All so true

Love & Light

Mark
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Men

dear mark

this one seems to be doing the rounds and it did make me smile when it fell into my inbox sent by a strict feminist!

It did strike me how 3D it was!

blessings in abundance

kim xx