14 things a man can do atthe supermarketwhile his wife is taking her time:
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01.. Get 24 boxes of condoms & randomly put them in people's trolleys when they aren't looking.
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[/align] 02. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5 minute intervals.
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[/align] 03. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the ladies toilet.
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[/align] 04. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone: 'Code 3 Housewares... and see what happens.
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05. Go to the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on credit.
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06. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.
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[/align]07. Set-up a tent in the Camping Department? and tell other shoppers you are sleeping over and invite them in if they bring pillows from the Bedding Department.
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[/align]08. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask: "Why can't you people just leave me alone?"
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[/align] 09. Look right into the security camera, use it as a mirror and pick your nose.
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[/align]10. While handling large knives in the Kitchen Dept, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti-depressants are located.
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11. Dart around the store suspiciously, while loudly humming the theme from Mission Impossible.
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[/align] 12. Hide in a clothing rack .. . . and when people browse through, say: "PICK ME!!! PICK ME!!!"
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[/align]13. When an announcement comes over the loudspeaker, hit the floor and assume the fetal position and scream "NO!...It's those voices again!!!"
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14. Go into a fitting room, shut the door and wait a while... then yell loudly: "There's no toilet paper in here!"
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01.. Get 24 boxes of condoms & randomly put them in people's trolleys when they aren't looking.
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[/align] 02. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5 minute intervals.
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[/align] 03. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the ladies toilet.
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[/align] 04. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone: 'Code 3 Housewares... and see what happens.
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05. Go to the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on credit.
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06. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.
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[/align]07. Set-up a tent in the Camping Department? and tell other shoppers you are sleeping over and invite them in if they bring pillows from the Bedding Department.
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[/align]08. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask: "Why can't you people just leave me alone?"
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[/align] 09. Look right into the security camera, use it as a mirror and pick your nose.
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[/align]10. While handling large knives in the Kitchen Dept, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti-depressants are located.
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11. Dart around the store suspiciously, while loudly humming the theme from Mission Impossible.
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[/align] 12. Hide in a clothing rack .. . . and when people browse through, say: "PICK ME!!! PICK ME!!!"
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[/align]13. When an announcement comes over the loudspeaker, hit the floor and assume the fetal position and scream "NO!...It's those voices again!!!"
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[/align]And last but not least:
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14. Go into a fitting room, shut the door and wait a while... then yell loudly: "There's no toilet paper in here!"