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i thought i would share some jokes on men because there are a lot of sexist jokes out there about women.
why cant men make pancakes?
because they are all useless to**ers!
why are men like carpets?
because if you lay them right the first time, you can walk all over them forever!
how many men does it take take to change a lightbulb?
none, because they never do!
my husband and i have a secret to make a marriage last.
two times a week we go to a nice restaurant.good food,good wine,good chat.....
he goes tuesdays and i go fridays!!!
men are like mascara
they usually run at the sight of emotion!
hope they dont offend any men in here.
anyone else know any good ones?
xx
why cant men make pancakes?
because they are all useless to**ers!
why are men like carpets?
because if you lay them right the first time, you can walk all over them forever!
how many men does it take take to change a lightbulb?
none, because they never do!
my husband and i have a secret to make a marriage last.
two times a week we go to a nice restaurant.good food,good wine,good chat.....
he goes tuesdays and i go fridays!!!
men are like mascara
they usually run at the sight of emotion!
hope they dont offend any men in here.
anyone else know any good ones?
xx