Men are like Blenders
You need one but your not quite sure why
Men are like Chocolate Bars
Sweet, Smooth and they usually head right for your hips
Men are like Coolers
Load them with beer and you can take them anywhere.
Men are like parking spots
The good ones are already taken, the ones left are either handicapped or extremely small.
Men are like Copiers
You need them for reproduction and thats about it
Men are like Lava Lamps
Fun to look at but not all that bright