Mia in Port Moody

[eric b.]

This girl advertises on CL and offers a menu of non FS services. I thought I would give it a go. Called her up and asked about a toy show/massage/ RT. She told me it would be a hundred. What the hell!

Take the drive. she lives in a really nice new tower in PM. she comes down to the lobby to meet me and she looks, OK. Kind of girl next door, if you live in Dusseldorf. She actually looks like she could be in Euro internet porn, you know the amateur stuff.

I go into her place, which is new and very nice. she picks out an outfit, sort of a mesh bikini. I won't go into details but she looks fuckable but not great. WTF let's get the show going. I go to the bathroom to clean up and step right in a tray of dog piss. Not good. I love dogs though so I accept her apologies, clean up and head in for the show.

She starts by climbing on my back and rubbing her pussy up and down my back while giving me a rub down. Not bad. This lasts 10 or so minutes.

Now she asks if I'm ready for the toy show? OK. She lays out a big towel and blanket on the floor. Then she basically strattles me and sticks her cunt right in my face. I rub her leg and pussy a bit and she lays down and starts to do her self. I'm above her on the bed rubbing her legs and grabbing her tits etc. Kind of new to this. she is moaning and writhing around (a bit phoney but what do you expect). Then she lets out this huge stream of slimey yellow liquid that covers my leg and my crotch. At first I think it's pee but it doesn't really stink so I geuss she just shot the goo.

I thought that would about do it but she grabs these two connected balls and starts friggin her self with them. What the hell I grab her tit and start squeezing. Then she squirts again all over me. By this time I'm ready for her to give my organ a little TLC. i let her know it's time to TCB. Oh Oh she gets a plastic glove. Fuck!

She jerks me off while squeezing my balls. It would have been great with a little lube and some hand contact. Anyways she squeezed the hell out of my balls and I let go with a huge load, which she aimed right at my stomach /chest. Now I need to shower. I was covered with her goo and my sperm. Kind of mediocre really.

So in conclusion. It was weird and disappointing. It would have been much better if she didn't use a glove. Of course if she took a facial or licked my balls or given a BJ it would have been worthwhile.

So I TOFTT. Would I repeat? No.

 

[ATHEIST IS TRUTH!]

Classic!

 

[Ellis Bontellis]

that totally sucks, a great bj has to include the licking of the berries

 

[Pompal 09.]

You have me in stiches........great right up...cheers

 

[HerHuggyBunny]

got to love comedy porn

 

[Pompal 09.]

Yeah. Funny if you're not down a hundred and covered in piss.