Michelle at Fraser Valley Bodycare

[Motherhood is cool!]

This one's a followup to some concerns generated by my reveiw a few months back of a lady at "Shangri-La" in Langley. Namely, some people could not believe how such a place could still be in business. And where was the competition already? Well, I've checked out the closest such "competition" and can give you a short review of same right now.

Let's just say that for icons, I wish there was a "smiley" available that could cry its eyes out. Whahhhhh!!!!!

Longer review as follows . . .

 

[frankiegrease d]

Lineup seems to be quasi-AMP style. Two ladies on duty, but only one will see you. The place itself reminded me of a Private Eye's office in one of those 1940's film noir flicks. Sadly, there will be no making time with the secretary while waiting for Samantha Spade or Phillipa Marlowe to show. Not that kind of movie.

So before taking my session fee, Michelle informs me that the service here was strictly relaxational. Or maybe she said strictly recreational. I realize now that whatever she said, "strictly" yadda-yadda-yadda means that you're strictly not getting any. As in strictly non-s*xual. Consider yourselves warned.

 

[Pompal 09.]

And sorry for the short posts. My computer seems to be cutting out again, so it's going to be lots of little spurts all the way.

One hour session fee set me back three greens. At this point, Michelle tells me that the tipping schedule starts at three greens, and that would I please leave said pile of money on the dresser before our session starts? I'm guessing that failure to comply would get me kicked outta here.

Session room itself is like your average AMP settup. Small cramped room with massage table disguised as a small person's bed. I hate this kind of setup, but it's amazing how a good massage can take your mind off discomfort.

So after a really nice bout of head to toe treatment, Michelle explains the tipping schedule. She described the going rates for hj's in various stages of undress, but here's all I remember:

fully clothed hj = three greens

fully nude cbj = ten greens

 

[Cutie001]

Naturally, I expressed an interest in paying more money for a higher level of (horizontal) service. Michelle politely replied that there was no way that would ever happen in my lifetime as long as she was working here. Later, Michelle would disclose that she once worked at Madame Cleo's. So I'm guessing that she's not into doing anything above cbj, or she'd have gone for my offer.

So finally, here's her description. Early to mid-twenties. Brunette. Average height and weight (I'm guessing five-five, five-seven ft?). Really nice body once her clothes were off. Dropping her clothes actually took years off her apparent age since I'd orginally had Michelle pegged as being in her early thirties. Looked like she had just hit the shower too.

Cbj went fine. Michelle stayed close enough for my right hand to do a little exploring too. Naturally said hand did not stray into any regions normally covered by a g-string. Oh, and I lied about the cbj being completly nude. Michelle kept her shoes on the whole time. Never asked her why, but I'm guessing one of the following:

 

[Worldemperor]

#1 Michelle has an acceptably high kink factor.


#2 Michelle didn't want to get her feet cold.


#3 Michelle didn't want to get her feet dirty.



#4 "All the better to give you a good s**t-kicking if you even THINK about stepping out of line, my dear."



I was just kidding about #4. Michelle didn't say anything remotely like that. While I have no intention of ever visiting Fraser Valley Bodycare ever again, I would recomend Michelle to anyone who enjoys having a gorgeous young brunette give them a cheap hj or not so cheap cbj. The fact that she's a nice lady is an added bonus.

Myself, I'd much rather take Michelle across the street to the Alder Grove Inn for a little session of afterwork activity. But that's never going to happen unless Michelle turns indie or goes to work for someplace that has less restrictions. If she ever does go somplace else, I'd really appreciate that peice of info being posted on eforum.xxx.

But for most folks, I suspect that hanging out at the Alder Grove Inn might be more enjoyable than a session at Fraser Valley Bodycare. The place does feature exotic dancers after all. There are also a few good restaurants within walking distance hereabouts too.

And for the guy who was complaining about how "Great Pharaoh" is
all-inclusive, when he'd rather go there for a three-pink hj . . .

Buddy, I think I just found you your massage parlour. I suggest we trade places.

 

[lostinsidemyself]

Nice review, Phill. It was very amusing and entertaining. Sorry about your computer; I would suggest writing the review on a Word document then simply pasting it onto the thread. But then, the review would be less funny.

 

[Duke]

Wow, things are tough out there past Surrey.

 

[MZ. KRAZY]

Tell me about it !!

The Valley services are poor at best.
With one exception being Kitty in Langley.

Bless her heart for making the valley her home!


...........QM'r

 

[Guinea Pig Lover]

Executive home on acreage, beautiful ladies, all inclusive donations.
What else are you looking for?