Microsurgeon's meeting

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Three American microsurgeons were discussing their achievements over a cup of coffee.

The first one says, "I had a patient who had all his fingers cut off. I did such a good job on him, he later learned to play the piano and has now become a concert pianist."

The second one says, "I had a patient who lost both his legs in an accident. I fixed him up so well that he broke the world 200 metres record last week."

The third one said, "Well I had a patient who had been run over by a railroad train. He was chopped up so much, all I had to work with was a pair of buttocks and a cowboy hat. He's now the President of the United States."