Misheard Lyrics

[Kevin.Hiroki.Lee]

Alanis Morissette: You Oughta Know

Alanis Morissette
The real lyrics were:
It's not fair to deny me of the cross I bear that you gave to me.

But I misheard them as:
It's not fair to deny me of the cross-eyed baby that you gave to me.

The video:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hbxNybJ1k0o

ohh and the remake parody of My Humps by Alanis too : :lmao: I love to sing her stuff :
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W91sqAs-_-g

 

[deb.peg1]

Alanis Morissette: You Oughta Know

Alanis Morissette
The real lyrics were:
It's not fair to deny me of the cross I bear that you gave to me.

But I misheard them as:
It's not fair to deny me of the cross-eyed baby that you gave to me.

The video:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hbxNybJ1k0o

ohh and the remake parody of My Humps by Alanis too : :lmao: I love to sing her stuff :
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W91sqAs-_-g

 

[Kristin]

Lmao :​

 

[Tristen D]

The real lyrics were:
Your moves are so raw
I've got to let you know
You're one of my kind

But misheard them as:
Your boobs are so long
They've got to hit your nose
You're one of a kind

WTF :lmao: :
Here is the video :

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KL7FY7rwVtQ

 

[***GabbiBabe***]

lol..........

 

[Willy Wonka]

Misheard lyrics: fork display
Original lyrics: walk this way

"Walk This Way" Aerosmith

Misheard lyrics: oh oh oliver stone
Original lyrics: oh oh i love her so

"Oh Oh I Love Her So" The Ramones

Misheard lyrics: i know where you hide bolgna in your car
Orignal lyrics: i know where you hide alone in your car

"She Will Be Loved" Maroon 5

Misheard lyrics: this love has taken it's toll on me... she said goodbye to Mary Tyler Moore
Original lyrics: this love has taken its toll on me... she said goodbye too many times before

"This Love" Maroon 5

Misheard lyrics: try the shrimp and spinach yeah
Original lyrics: try this trick and spin it yeah

"Where Is My Mind" The Pixies

 

[Rhianna Returns]

Billy Joel's, "We Didn't Start The Fire"
Misheard Lyrics:

Bacon Nixon
[Later}
Gretchen's in Afghanistan.
Original Lyrics:

Richard Nixon
[Later]
Russians in Afghanistan.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rq3PVHVn0kE


oh yeah... here is the video for the cell phone company and rock the casbah : :lmao:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eOLPrdd8JvU

 

[Bill Billson]

Beelzebub has a devil for a sideboard

 

[Camer]

30 Seconds To Mars 's, "The Kill"
Misheard Lyrics:

Marry me, marry me.
Original Lyrics:

Bury me, bury me.

Watch the video here.... yummy..... :sly:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qF1wZQzpeKA

oh my :shy:

 

[Grandma6]

LOL : LOL​

 

[haley_baby]

Misheard lyrics: Change the cat box, change the cat box...
Miheard Lyrcis: Lock the Cash box, Lock the cash box
Actual lyrics: Rock the casbah, Rock the casbah


Yeah, I heard it on a comercial..and thought it was funny :

 

[koeyeudsiapihreqp]

Misheard: I remember the days when I was so ego to satisfy you
We lived in Iowa just as fruits, I do walk right beside you.
Original: I remember the days when I was so eager to satisfy you
And be less then I was just to prove I could walk beside you?
"On The Radio" by Nelly Furtado


Misheard: I'm never gonna find your bacon.
Original: I'm never gonna find you faking.

"Complicated" by Avril Lavigne


Misheard: Also into cats
Original: Oh, so intricate

"This Ain't A Scene It's An Arms Race" by Fall Out Boy


Misheard: Were you holding hands with my girlfriend?
Original: Were you holding hands when my hands bled?

"Affliction" by AFI


Misheard: You must run over me, you must run over me.
Original: You must not know 'bout me, you must now know 'bout me.

"Irreplaceable" by Beyonce


Misheard: She had a problem with his fatty clothes.
Original: She had a problem with his baggy clothes.

"Sk8er Boi" by Avril Lavigne

Misheard: I just watched her make
The salmon steaks again.
Original: I just watched her make
The same mistakes again.​

"Nobody's Home" by Avril Lavigne​

Misheard: I'm not short, right on!
Original Lyrics: I'm not a shoulder to cry on.

"This Ain't A Scene, It's An Arms Race" by Fallout Boy



PS. I was bored