In a restroom:
Toilet out of order. Please use floor below[/i][/i]
In a Laundromat:
Automatic washing machines: please remove all your clothes when the light goes out[/i]
In a London department store:
Bargain basement upstairs[/i]
In an office:
Would the person who took the step ladder yesterday please bring it back or further steps will be taken[/i]
In another office:
After tea break staff should empty the teapot and stand upside down on the draining board.[/i]
Outside a secondhand shop:
We exchange anything - bicycles, washing machines, etc. why not bring your wife along and get a wonderful bargain?[/i]
Notice in health food shop window:
closed due to illness[/i]
Spotted in a safari park:
Elephants please stay in your car[/i]
Seen during a conference:
For anyone who has children and doesn't know it, there is a day care on the 1st floor[/i]
Notice in a farmer's field:
The farmer allows walkers to cross the field for free, but the bull charges[/i].
Message on a leaflet:
If you cannot read, this leaflet will tell you how to get lessons[/i]
On a repair shop door:
We can repair anything. (please knock hard on the door - the bell doesn't work)[/i]
Toilet out of order. Please use floor below[/i][/i]
In a Laundromat:
Automatic washing machines: please remove all your clothes when the light goes out[/i]
In a London department store:
Bargain basement upstairs[/i]
In an office:
Would the person who took the step ladder yesterday please bring it back or further steps will be taken[/i]
In another office:
After tea break staff should empty the teapot and stand upside down on the draining board.[/i]
Outside a secondhand shop:
We exchange anything - bicycles, washing machines, etc. why not bring your wife along and get a wonderful bargain?[/i]
Notice in health food shop window:
closed due to illness[/i]
Spotted in a safari park:
Elephants please stay in your car[/i]
Seen during a conference:
For anyone who has children and doesn't know it, there is a day care on the 1st floor[/i]
Notice in a farmer's field:
The farmer allows walkers to cross the field for free, but the bull charges[/i].
Message on a leaflet:
If you cannot read, this leaflet will tell you how to get lessons[/i]
On a repair shop door:
We can repair anything. (please knock hard on the door - the bell doesn't work)[/i]