Mission Improbable

[iGo Hard!]

My name: Truckah
My Target: Hoo-ha
My Mission: Git some!

Idly surfing Craigslist, see reference to eforum.xxx - Check out site, it is cool. Create account for further use.

Can I really cross the line and go to SP?

Lurk, lurk, lurk. 2 browsers open, back and forth, CL/eforum.xxx, CL/eforum.xxx. Index. Research. Cross-reference.

Begin salting away greens, planning for the future. Weeks go by, CL-eforum.xxx, CL-eforum.xxx.

Stroke of luck! ICBC sends $.0 check that warden does not know about! Cash check....

Send tentative PM's, checking out possibilities. Decide on Dereks as first pooning experience.

Setback! CL war erupts and some girls leave Dereks, my chosen one included.

Not to worry, PM from acquired target says all is well, just come to new location. Sweet!

Day arrives, nervous as a jitmassageplanet.netug. Drive d/t, thrilled by the sheer naughtiness of what I have planned. Hmmm, nice building she lives in.

Greeted at door by lovely lady, and long DFK. Wow! Like my women with a bit of meat on them - don't like sex that feels like tripping over my coatrack in the dark. I am certainly satisfied I made right choice.

No rush, no bother. Lots of smiles and giggling, cuddling and hugs. Off to shower!

Fantastic hot/cold BBBJ, and plenty of chances to grope. Wash, rinse, blow



Dry and off to bed. Not really here for massage, but sweet thing takes time to ease my aching shoulders and back. Soon comes her DATO - hmmm never had this before but..... liking!

Flip and more BBBJ. Hmmm, expected to have exploded by now. Tantric sex studies actually paying off! Then swing around for ye olde 68+1...

God I love DATY! Nice little landing strip, my arms wrapped around her back, arum nyum nyum. Tongue so deep I can taste her lungs! Get so into DATY that fantastic BBBJ actually becomes secondary. Yippee

OK, sheath goes over sword and off to CG land. Hmmm, tantric... skills.... failing.... KAPOW!

Nice shower again afterward. More hard massage too. Language barrier a bit of a problem, but we get around it.

First pooning experience teaches me? Research pays off.

One last smile and DFK. Leave $.4 and extra green tip. Asian delight asks me if I will help with English lessons. Hmmm ok I teach English, she teach French!
Promise to return... not idle promise either.

Head home feeling like fully wrung out towel. Am I satisfied? You bet! Also gots new material for the old spank banks. (Masturbation = cheap as free.)

Now how to embezzle more money?.....

 

[diatonicform]

Too fucking funny,,I love the Zappa reference

 

[Harold]

My guess is Niki.

 

[Brittani]

Been there done that (her). Agree and highly recommend!

 

[stromhappyak]

Agreed, or so I've heard

 

[Green Man]

More than likely, it was Niki. JoJo speaks a little bit of English (actually quite passable). Niki is also contemplating English lessons so that would be my guess.

 

[Nadja]

Well, she asked me not to post her name in the review, but y'alls on the right track anyway.

 

[...Just Me :)]

Great review Truchah. Shows that a little bit of 'homework' more than pays off.

A lot of newbies should follow your example IMO.