Mission in the ******

[n07]

LOL 'my bike' LOL
:lmao:
xxx~
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[dteituhciwqihremy]

loo nice joke sweetie

 

[RSJ]

lol nice one :

 

[Through HARMONy we WIN]

caliiiiiiiiiiiiii lol if i could rep you again i would! : :clap

 

[AndRjewelryC]

A Catholic Priest was about to finish his tour of duty, and was leaving his
Mission in the JUN gle, where he has spent years teaching the natives, when
he realizes that the one thing he never taught them was, how to speak
English.

So he takes the chief for a walk in the forest. He points to a tree and
says to the chief, "This is a tree." The chief looks at the tree and
grunts, "Tree." The Priest pleased with the response. They walk a little
farther and he points to a rock and says, "This is a rock." Hearing this,
the chief looks and grunts, "Rock."

The priest was really getting enthusiastic about the results when he hears
a rustling in the bushes. As they peek over the top, he sees a couple of
natives in the midst of heavy sexual activity The Priest is really
flustered and quickly responds, "Man riding a bike." The chief looks at the couple briefly, pulls out his blowgun and kills them.

The Priest goes ballistic and yells at the chief that he has spent years
teaching the tribe how to be civilized and kind to each other, so how could
he kill these people in cold blood that way?

The chief replied, "My bike."