Mississauga Massage.......

[rv84]

Grand Opening 297 Lakeshore Rd. East #4 Push the button at door #4. Basement Mississauga. 416-629-2289 $30/30mins

Anyone ever been here?

 

[Fistas R]

Grand opening...basement. I would think twice about going there.

 

[LadyLea]

This is lustogoly first post, what are the chances he/she is connected to this new place?

 

[Patricia G]

Yes it is my first post i've always reviewed massageplanet.net forums but never bothered joining it, but eventually i was going to make an account sometime so this happened to be my first topic and i don't find anything wrong about it, i asked if anyone has any info on it, don't need anyone telling me if i'm connected to it or not and yes thats what i thought also it's in a basement so i'm not gonna bother going there even though i live close by.

 

[Lizzii]

You're allowed more than one period per post, y'know. Someone always gets suspicious when a new poster's the first to mention a new place. You might too, one day, so don't be sensitive.

 

[Justsurfinthru]

I also noticed this ad for 297 Lakeshore and I must admit my curiousity got the best of me. So on behalf of everyone I toftt today ----what an experience!

I rang the appropriate bell and was greeted at the door by a middle aged asian woman about 4'3" tall. I thought this might be interesting. She led me downstairs to, now get this, the storage room in the basement with a mattress in the middle of the floor, I could not believe my eyes. Anyways, I figure I've gone this far let's proceed (there's that damn curiousity factor again).

She held up 3 fingers for $30.00 which I paid. She left and I dutifully got undressed. When she returned she proceeded to give me what had to be the worst massage in all of Toronto. I would have gotten more from rubbing up against a tree. On the turn, I asked the usual question about extras. Sex was out of the question (because I asked) but she did offer to get nude for another 3 fingers ----I passed. She finished off business with no additional finger amounts changing hands and I was done in 18 minutes, thankfully.

Bottom line STAY THE HELL AWAY!!! if you haven't already guessed.

It was bad enough paying her 3 fingers, but to add insult to injury I had to put 75 cents in the parking meter and I did not even get to use up all the time.

By the way, I am not above accepting donations for what I just went through.

 

[Aaronx12]

lol, these lakeshore basement MPs can be interesting, thanks for toftt

 

[laughing_stock]

dude, i cant believe you actually wasted money on this joint, even the ad was creepy enough yet you still TOFTT, man you should have taped your session. LOL

 

[MelkyForPrez]

r2

YOU my friend are the ultimate team player! LMFAO!

Sheik! Is there are award for this?! The Team player award? There should be.

 

[laytonbensingerjr]

I read your review r2d2 20 minutes ago and I'm still laughing. The best crap review I've ever read. I guess you needed to use your middle finger against her 3 fingers and split. But thanks for the ultimate team play.

 

[Pal]

ROTFLMAO!!!

You sir are a true massageplanet.netite. Thanks for saving others.

 

[twinkiesue]

madd respects to r2d2....

 

[manutd_4_life]

Respect homie!!!

 

[helpme]

Thanks for taking a big one for the team.

This is a story for the next massageplanet.net party! R2D2, the first round's on me!

Al Cohol

 

[peekaboo]

We are in great debt to you sir.

 

[ILOVEYAHOOANSWERS]

LMAO!!!!!!!!

what if, by showing 3 fingers, she meant the cost is 3 dollars? you must have made her day then!

damn! i'm still laughing...

 

[xXBlackRoseXx]

can I go there just to wipe my ass?

 

[Christopher M]

I totally think there should be an award and it should be a hand with three fingers.