Poowa Wabbit!
And the point is? Oh right an interesting story ... next time take pictures ... they say that a picture says a thousand words. Then I could focus on Amber in the pics and forget about a self-conscious "hassenpfeffer". I hear "roasting" a "hassenpfeffer" is alway a treat. Relax don't think so much and ultimately don't give a shit, go for what you went for and enjoy, and don't over think it.
And quit pushing the limits you damn creep! lol JK