Mobile Massage Parlour

[Elizabet]

I had a thought...I have a tractor trailer (53') sitting here doing nothing.I figure I can build 8 nice size rooms in it as well as a lounge with a hot tub.
I could stop at different bars in Toronto to pick up guys,load them in the back then while we tour around the city they could get a massage from a selection of hot attendants.
Any thoughts???

 

[MUFFINATOR.]

Pot holes during P massages ...

VBB

 

[chipper35_1999]

VBB;

You just spoiled the mood!

 

[Macks]

Okay, Braking during Body Slides

 

[Daniel L]

If LE were in pursuit, incriminating paraphenelia could be tossed out the window, chances of raids would be reduced and YMMV would take on a new meaning. I support the concept of mobile MP's at least in principle.

 

[jandy]

You too. Haven't figured out how to get around the seat or lap belt law? In this case, BS belts on the table? MPA have to wear magnetic boots to keep their feet on the rig during the initial rub down. And the drain for showers. Got to have a shower after session, can't sit with that oil/powder on my back side. I can take the night shift with the rig but be forewarned, I take fast corners.

Image the fun when do the stop and go traffic on DVP or kick in the Turbo during BS, or when we brake, talk about mileage and the Slide!

 

[and improved!]

this is a blessing! you must not waste it on something trivial like a massage parlour
you must use it as a base of operations for a secret crime fighting organization!!

 

[ebears]

Can you image how surprised the green hornet (MTO patrol) would be when they did an inspection at the truck scales?

 

[thecused1]

... in the version of a drive through car wash

 

[Pompal 09.]

I remember there were plans for "Heels on wheels" Which was a RV converted to a mobile massage parlour. Anyone remember the ad's for that?

 

[slipknotmaggot]

didnt bella and her cuz try this for awhile

 

[Matthew]

I think you have too much time on your hands man lol. If it works however, two thumbs up for you.

 

[Pompal 09.]

At the massageplanet.net party in KW last week, this very topic (almost anyway) came up. The girls were there from Aloha Massage, we boys had had a couple of pints and a trip to the old rub and tug was pretty appealling. We all talked about the need for an RV out back... talk about a cash cow...

A mobile MPA outside a SC is a lot like a hot dog wagon outside a Canadian Tire. In either case, you pop in for something quick and cheap, but you end up staying longer and spending more than you intended, but in both cases you get you weenie warmed!

 

[blahblah=]]

Didn't they try this on Trailer Park Boys ???

Ricky, Julien and Bubbles stole some furniture from a motel and set up an R & T in an empty trailer.

When they ran out of girls they gave rubber gloves to Trevor and Cory !

 

[Little Pooky]

I guess you could say this would be a case of where the rubber meets the road (no, not that kind of rubber)

If I had a cabin cruiser, I would set up a floating MP and call it the Tug Boat.

 

[Andrew Tegeler]

why don't we just take over toronto island and build our own Utopian society

 

[Tuddy]

LOL! I like that. Too bad we weren't near International waters, you could have Mike Tyson over to box with a Tazmanian Devil or something as a floor show.

 

[Hermione Granger]

Actually, a mobile massage was set up in Hamilton several years back. The RV was parked in various plaza and mall parking lots. If I'm not mistaken, it even hit the newspapers making every RV that happened to be parked in a public spot a prime target for suspicious eyes.

JB

 

[Kanchan]

thanks to everyone for all the input.it seems it is a matter of finding an appropriate spot to park for a short period of time.we will paint "city of toronto" on the side of it .that way no one would question it about being parked for long periods of time doing nothing

 

[lesley.mullin]

Didnt they already do this in Trailer Park Boys "Rub 'N Tiz'zug". I guess theirs wasnt mobile but if you run out of girls you might need to get some of your buddies to help out. Oh yeah I guess rubber gloves would be a necessity.