Monica/Maria duo @body and soul

[Poster]

Yeah, I know, I've reviewed Monica before but never with her buddy. Maria, being Catholic, insisted we confess our sins before we started which basically killed the first 45 minutes. So I booked another session and we started out discussing existentialism, The Big Bang Theory (both cosmic and sexual), and advances in genetic engineering (I'm having them cloned). We didn't talk long though 'cause Monica kept poking me in the eye with her hooters.

I suggest you all run home right away and smash you piggy banks. This is a wild and woolly session worthy of a penthouse forum letter ( not that I read that filthy magazine. Well, almost never.)

The only bummer is when Maria's mom walked in at the end of the session and now Maria is grounded for a week, and Monica isn't allowed to ride her bike for a month! Maria's mom grumbled something about me and an exorcism but you know how serious those Catholics can be about that Satan stuff. Speaking of exorcisms, now that Linda Blair's acting career is in the toilet, maybe she can come work at a massage parlour. Aside from the projectile vomit and massage tables floating in the room, it would be quite a novelty.

This reviewer gives the Monica/Maria duo a five penis out of five rating.

Rub and Tug Monthly calls it :"A moving, visceral experience. I didn't know they taught THAT in Shiatso class."

 

[vicki_gratt63]

It cost me my soul, actually. But not a biggie. I had it for sale on Ebay the week before and the only one who bid on it was George W. Bush. And there is no way I'd sell it to him, or, Martha Stewart.

 

[Rasiklal]

To those who have pm'd me for details, sorry reply mode doesn't seem to work. Maybe it's beause my dog keeps peeing on my computer, I don't know. On a happy note, only three more months 'till groundhog day: the best day of the year.