Let me see if I got this correct.
You stopped into see Moon and said to yourself "not impressed"
You stopped in to SL, saw Renee which is usually very busy and said "not impressed"
You saw Coco, which is never just walking around, usually in room and said to yourself " hmm, bet you she does DFK, I will take you"?
That how it went?
You're handle suggests that you are not overly creative