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[Fallout]

Heard 'em all but the3rd makes me smile.
Thankyouu for posting. :​

 

[cdabexx]

LMFAO!
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[vzerquvxinwibteka]

:lmao:
Absolute quality!​

First 3 made me snort with laughter
:ashamed:​

 

[fqetqupuissinfedi]

Man and wife shopping, man puts 10 Stella in trolley, wife takes them out & says "They cost £10, too expensive! Further down she puts a £20 jar of face cream in! He says "Hold on thats expensive" She says "But it makes me look so beautiful" He says............ "So does 10 cans of Stella, but at half the F*****G PRICE !!



In the paper it said "Please look after your neighbours in the cold weather". Not once has my 87 year old neighbour come round to check if i'm all right. The lazy bitch hasen't even taken her milk in for 2 weeks !!


I've just come out of the chippy eating a meat & potatoe pie, large chips, curry sauce and a jumbo sausage. A poor man was sat freezing on the floor outside, He said "Ive had nothing to eat for 2 days". I said "I wish I had your willpower !"

Blonde wife painting house, husband walks in cant believe she's doing so well. But has to ask her why she is wearing a leather jacket & parka, she said..... hello... read the f*****g tin it says for best results put on 2 coats