More shit that I'm pondering

[aysenur k]

-90% of all porn is crap and does nothing for me.
-I LOVE wearing contacts as opposed to glasses, but since I need bifocals, having to wear reading glasses sucks.
-Why is sushi one of the only foods that does not upset my stomach? Regardless of how much wasabi and ginger I eat.
-Has anyone talked to Angelique St.Cyr? I have not seen nor heard from her in pretty well two years. She has probably moved on in life, (good for her!), but was hoping she was keeping well, happy, and healthy. Say hi for me.
-I'm pretty sure Big Brother is watching me.
-My humidor is almost empty, and I have to restock. Cigars are too damn expensive in Canada. I need to get about 200-300 more so I can get some age on them before I smoke them and I am not stuck smoking 'new' cigars. Yuck!
-Apparently I look like a pirate. WTF? Kids don't lie.
-That whole 'paperless office' thing is the biggest pile of horseshit anyone has ever tried to pull. It was doomed from the get go. I said that 10 years ago.
-I don't like that I can drink a 26 oz. bottle and be pretty well sober, but give me three beers and I'm a train wreck.
-I really, really, really want to bang Lindsey Lohan.
-I'm at that age where people around me keep dying. I finally realize that I am not indestructible. What a sobering thought.
-A man never stands taller than when he is bending over to help a child.