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Sorry I just couldnt resist![sm=rollaugh.gif][sm=rollaugh.gif][sm=rollaugh.gif]

Two men are occupying booths in a public restroom, when one calls to the other,
"There is no toilet paper over here, do you have any over there?"

The second man replies, "No, sorry, I don't seem to have any, either."

The first man then asks, "Well, do you have a magazine or newspaper?"

The second man says, "No, sorry!"

The first man goes silent for a few moments, then inquires, "Do you have change for a twenty?"
 
Two Scotsmen were sitting side by side in an outhouse. As they finished doing their thing, one of the scotsmen reached in his pocket and hesitated for a moment. He then opened his wallet and threw a 10 pound note down the hole. The other man exclaimed " What in the world are you doing?"
The first one said," I dropped some change in the hole but I'll be damned if I'm going down there for just a few pence!"
 
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