Most embarassing moment??

[Jalaal]

Curious as to what everyone's most embarassing moment while with an mpa is?

The reason I ask is that I just had my very first visit to an MP and was so damn excited I shot myself in the face. Imagine that.. giving myself a facial.. I thought it was supposed to be the other way around. I can't believe she didn't even crack a smile.

 

[Det. John Kimbel]

Gave yourself a facial?? Did the lass comment on your shooting range?

There was this lass that used to work at a MP that is long gone who had this "competition" amongst her clientel on who could shoot the furthest. One guy hit the wall 4 feet behind his head and got to take her out for a real nice dinner and dancing afterwards.....

 

[Susan L]

Somehow that sounds gay to me omega...."not that there's anything wrong with that". That is a funny story. I guess for me it was getting a lap dance from a sp in my hotel and shooting the gun off a little too early. We both laughed our asses off and yes, msog were available; thank God. Talk about your safe sex.

 

[Pompal 09.]

That's funny.

Same thing almost happened to me once, (blasting myself in the face), but what made it even funnier was my attempt to get out of the way when the crazy bitch pointed it at me right at the moment of truth. The ensuing twist and roll almost upset the table taking me and her, (I had a good grip on her left butt cheek at the time), to the floor. Took quite an effort to stay saddled, and the resulting pillow stain bore testament to my good judgement. She laughed so hard, (anyone remember Diana at 4000 Steeles??), that she could hadly wash her hands at the sink. Ah the trials and tribulations of a veteran.

 

[uniquefashionista]

I've hit myself in the chin quite a few times and once when I turned I got it in my hair, that really sucked!

 

[Pompal 09.]

One time I went to to studio 34 and much to my dismay the attendant who walked through the door was my older sister.We were both pretty embarassed.None the less I have to admit she did give a good bodyslide.

 

[frankngstein]

HAHAHA!!!!

Tromb, you've got terrible timing man, cause I got there 5 minutes before you did, hence, I got the session with your mom!!

where do you think your sister learned to bodyslide? talent like that is genetic!!

 

[Joyce B]

Dude abides

You should try a bodyslide from my father the Garyboy.His chest hair ever so sensually rubs against yours creating a rustling sound that just puts your whole body at ease. PM me if you're interested in booking a session with him

 

[U.S.Veteran]

My most embrassing moment was when I had a massage from Jade@HFH.... She got me so horny that when I finally blew, I started painting the walls behind me.... We both started laughing so hard, because it just went everywhere!!!

 

[encynicks]

once at utopia a few years back i was in the middle of a reverse and daty and the table collapsed underneath us!!!
she was ok but definitely took the worst of it. she finished me off in another room and the owner gave me my next session free.
i don't remember her name but she was really cool about the whole thing. what else can you do but laugh about it!

 

[gsaid88]

trying to look cool as i removed my underwear one time, got my feet tangled and fell right on my face. the beer didn't help my coordination. we both had a great laugh over it.

O Blu.

 

[RadioVideo]

i once left and when I got home realized I forgot to put my underwear back on

 

[~o0o~]

imagine being the guy who came in after you? walk in to a room to see another mans underwear on the floor? lol

 

[Lizzie]

Didn't he work at the now defunct Studio 9?? I thought he retired to tend to his chia pet ranch?

Your right, he's good (teasing me with his moustache), made me shoot so high... it hit the ceiling!!!
Since it was in the dead of winter, the goo formed stalactite!!!

which is BTW, my most embarrassing moment..

 

[Bubbles DeVere]

Awwwww yes the Garyboy speaks of you often.He told me that you loved rubbing your weiner against his moustache while screaming out "oooooooo Garyboy if rubbing my weiner against your moustache is wrong I dont want to be right" I tried getting Garyboy a job at HFH but Kayla felt it would'int generate much money.No word of a lie that the Garyboy would have as many regulars as Cameron and Tarah.Another good thing is that my dad also gives really good DFK,the best i've ever had.

 

[Pompal 09.]

now that's funny ..

 

[Eoin Maye]

I know(sniff..) what we had was magical, I still remember when he told me that he was leaving the biz,

it was autumn of '99, I was his last client of the night and while we were in the spoon position at the end of our session, he broke the news to me. I had to hold back the tears as he told me that we were never to be again!!

I've never found that GFE experience ever again (that's Garyboy Friend Experience to the uninitiated).

It's taken me years to get over GB.. to go back now, would be both heaven and hell.. I must move on, I must!!