Mothers

[Bag Full Of Questions]

Mrs. Cohen comes to visit her son Simon for dinner, who lives with a female roommate Rachel. During the course of the meal, his mother couldn't help but notice how pretty Simon's roommate was. She had long been suspicious of a relationship between the two, and this had only made her more curious. Over the course of the evening, while watching the two interact, she started to wonder if there was more between Simon and his roommate than met the eye.

Reading his mom's thoughts, Simon volunteered, "I know what you must be thinking, but I assure you, Rachel and I are just roommates."

About a week later, Rachel came to Simon saying, "Ever since your mother came to dinner, I've been unable to find the silver sugar bowl. You don't suppose she took it, do you?"

Simon replied, " Well, I doubt it, but I'll email her, just to be sure."

So he sat down and wrote:

"Dear Momma,

I'm not saying that you 'did' take the sugar bowl from my house, I'm not saying that you 'did not' take it. But the fact remains that it has been missing ever since you were here for dinner.

Love, Simon"

Several days later, Simon received a response email from his Momma that read:

"Dear Son,

I'm not saying that you 'do' sleep with Rachel, and I'm not saying that you 'do not' sleep with her. But the fact remains that if she was sleeping in her OWN bed, she would have found the sugar bowl by now.

Love, Momma"
Lesson of the day - Don't Lie to Your Mother


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[GopBLissIgnorance]

That did make me laugh and irritatingly it would probably be a thing I would do LOL!!

Vicky

 

[mandatory Frog]

Excellent. !!!!!!!!!

Love this one. Made me laugh. [sm=rollaugh.gif][sm=rollaugh.gif][sm=rollaugh.gif]

I like your style. !!!!!!!!!!!!!

Hails xx

 

[The Chika Rita]

Hi,

Yes that is good, thank you for giving me chuckle while i'm on the phone waiting for an answer from BT, isn't queuing fantastic?

Craig

 

[inge hearts you]

Glad you liked it
I was emailed it and thought I'd add it to the forum



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[Brack_871]

Ha Ha Ha that made me laugh and brighten up my boring day.