Moths

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The wife and her lover were making passionate love, when she heard a click at the front door.
"Quick! My husband's coming through the front door! Hide in our linen closet !" she cried.

The lover ran into the linen closet and she leapt back onto the bed
Her husband came through the bedroom door.
"What are you doing lying on the bed naked?" he asked.

"Darling, I heard you coming up the drive and got ready to receive
you," she replied with a knowing smile.

"Great," he said, "I'll just get a warm towel, have a quick bath and be with
you in two shakes."

Before she could stop him, he opened the linen closet door
to find the lover clapping his hands together in mid-air.

"Who the devil are you!" the husband demanded.

"I'm from the exterminator company. Your wife called me in to get
rid of these pesky moths," the lover replied.

"But.. but you've got no clothes on?" stammered the husband.

The lover looked down and jumped backwards in surprise and said,
"The little gits!"