MP customers who DFK....

[knismom]

This is kind of humiliating to admit, but sadly enough I have never french kissed. As of late I have been thinking about going to one of those high mileage asian places that offer DFK. My only concern is that I dont really know how to french kiss and am worried the MPA will start laughing at me beacuse I am doing it wrong. I was hoping that my massageplanet.net DFK'ers could help me out and give me a few french kiss pointers. Your help would be greatly appreciated guys.

 

[Stan P]

rusty your missing out, im one who will do it and its great, i always bring a water bottle with mouth wash, so when i get in my car i rinse my shit out....but during the session it's awsome....

 

[Tracy D]

LOL@Rusty. You kill me! Just accumulate a ton of saliva, stick out your tongue, and wiggle it around in her mouth. Make sure you don't just wiggle around on her teeth unless she has a piece of brocolli stuck there and you're just trying to get rid of it.

If your post is a serious one, I apologize Tromb.

The Asian places aren't the ones for DFK. I find the Russian ones like Alden more accommodating for that stuff.

SMD

 

[BAMF]

I'd be happy to help you open up to the pleasures of deep french kissing. I would like to think that you feel comfortable enough to share these things with me in the future.

 

[Altrissa]

Thank you so much Pool. Perhaps you can teach me the art of DFK in a dark little corner at the HFH party on friday. I always secretly wanted my first DFK expierience to take place with you, as Waiting for your love by Stevie B plays in the background.........." How can I explain the sorrow and my pain, I believe that you and I should be together once again".

 

[Man Coon]

Rusty, what is Alexis going to think when he finds out you ditched her for the jaded one?

 

[Tino {20}]

Sheik,

I am not ditching Alexis for Jaded, nor would I ditch Alexis for anyone (not even my friend Lenny, and Lenny is hotter than fire). Pool is simply teaching me how to french kiss in case I come in contact with a girl in real life.

 

[Nilo]

Oh my god, ...I'm devastated, .....Pool?...............it's over between us Rusty!.............Bitch!


Jazzman.

 

[Joann]

Hey Rusty

Why don't you try it with Paige's brother? I hear he's great and has a tougue that will tickle the Tomb tonsils...

elmo

 

[barbamatt]

Elmo,

Unfortunately Wade never returns any of my phone calls.

 

[iris054]

Rusty, what about Roy? I had high hopes for the 2 of you. One night on Erchat, I even discussed co-writing a lavish musical with Jaded based on your relationship.

 

[out_of_africa56]

Before you all get excited, I would like to say that I have seen Rusty DFK. It was at the Vatican in Montreal with the Gold medal gymnist for the Hungarian Olympic team. Unfortunetely I was there to when Rusty dislocated his shoulder trying to do a summer sault at the club to impress him.

P.S. I miss the gymnastic team.

 

[liucai86090]

Brian,

That was fake DFK at The Vatican in Montreal two summers ago. If you were closer you would have noticed that Nadia and I were really singing the Stevie B song spring love to eache other while our mouths were but a mere milimeter away from each others.

If you want to talk about DFK, we should bring up you and that girl from Boston. It's the first time I have ever seen the DFKHJ combo on a club dance floor. I still remember what she said in the cab ride back to the hotel " Mmmmmmm yeah Brian, yo bona is wicked hawd fo mee" heheheheheheh god I love those Boston accents.