MP Etiquette Questions...

[210.KYLE.210]

1) How should one be when the MPA enters the room?

a) On table face down naked
b) On table face up naked
c) On table face down with towel
d) On table face up with towel
e) Standing nude
f) Standing with towel to greet MPA

Personally I do (a) but have recently realized this may be a little rude. You know exposing my ass as soon as she walks in.....

Just curious....

 

[gc1j]

g) On table sitting naked facing the door

That could be more polite.........

 

[pizza_pies159753]

I've always been told by the MPA, after being shown the room, to just get undressed and lay stomach down on the table, and that they would be back after I had my shower and whatnot. I have, a few times, been found sitting up, reading a magazine (not porno freaks! I'm already in a MP =)) when the lady for the hour was taking a bit long. Just get tired of laying there exposed like that by myself. Yes, I know nobody is going to come bursting in, just a thing. And I keep covered with a towel while in this position. Seems rude to just leave my guys hanging in the breeze. I personally like when they undress you, although this has only happened once to me. That was cool...although when it came time for me to undress her, I came off like the shinning ass that I am when I could figure out how to undo her bra. You would think that it was padlocked. Way to play it smooth.

 

[Nat2036]

After having experienced another customer walk in while I was waiting (apparently disoriented after using the shower) I have decided that 'C' is the way to go. Anyways, it is just a bit less 'forward' than letting it all hang out.

 

[Zumaria]

I am usually sitting on the table with the table around my waist. ( if they fit ........PAY ATTENTION HERE B&S)

When the attendent walks in i stand up remove the towel and lie down.

 

[Neil g]

Try these...they change the mo dramatically.

1. Sitting on the slab, facing door, towel draped over privates. Reach your hand out as she comes in, pull her gently, asking her name...and keep pullling gently (if no resistance) until she is in your arms..95% of the time she presses up and hunts for what's under the towel, and you're off to the races.


2. Same, but sitting in a chair or couch if there is one...and pulling her gently onto your lap...or start undressing her as she stands between your knees.

 

[dolly]

Have the towel wrapped around you and be in the seated position (on the table or on the chair). Stand up when the lady enters the room and sincerely and formally introduce yourselves to one another. This sets the mood from the beginning that you're a gentleman and that she doesn't need to fear you or even be a little tentative at first. She'll ask for the towel then hop up on the bed (face down) and relax. Let her set the pace and the mood (let her be in control) and enjoy the massage.

 

[EnWi]

hmmm ... interesting. Generally I just hop up on the table and relax, face down. I'm just doing what feels right to me. I would think that "care free" attitude would result in a care free relaxed session, rather than a direct come on type of approach.

Sometimes, I'll be sitting up with the towel around me. I guess I don't really think about it that much...

Maybe, I had better ...

Upon repeat sessions, most likely it would be a different scenario, depending on the situation ...

A flower on your ass always breaks the ice well too... Is that at for me ? ...

 

[Jsgirl]

1) Be as rough as possible. MPA's just love it when guys pinch their nipples and suck on them with reckless abandon.

2) Try and french kiss them. They love a guy that takes control and initiates a little tongue action.

3) Demand DATY. Nothing is a bigger turn on then having a strange guy say "all the other girls here let me do DATY, why wont you?".

4) Ask them out. They love a guy who wants to see them outside of the spa. It shows you truly care about them.

5) Get to your appointments at least 2 hours early. It will show the MPA that you have her as your top priority.

6) Tell them you're Sheik.

 

[Tambel]

Ya know what... I have always wanted to do that - both 1 and 2! But always thought it would get me a swift kick in the balls or a slap. It's a real turn-on to be able to undress a girl... slowly and deliberately.

I would imagine you would habe to know the MPA kind of well before trying this...

Has anyone gotten any "negative" reactions from this type of thing? If so, did it ruin the whole session?

Thanks. WBB

 

[Pompal 09.]

I agree with Hornet.

How do you know someone else might not walk right in.(Different mpa, owner, pizza dilevery boy, crazed boyfriend) Stay with the towel just in case.

P.S. Who looks at the porn mags on the table?

 

[Becca]

2sexxxy,

Surprises can be fun.

I very casually, but obviously look at the porno mags. It makes it look like you are at ease with your perversity.

 

[phillia]

I have always selected (g)... never really occurred to me to disrupt the blanket of towels arrangement so carefully laid out on the table, and I didnt want to sit there with my wet shower towel around me.

I thought the porno mags were to help out the girls. If you're already ready when they get to the room, it saves wear and tear on their elbows.

 

[Raynay]

Is that why Anna Kournikova often has a tennis elbow injury?

That could make it tough to open up wine bottles that have a cork in them.

Don't even think about buying wine with a screw top!!!

Al Cohol

 

[Irvine]

In my limited experience, and after advice from a MPA, I think the best way is to be face down on the table, with the towel stragetically placed over my big, hairy butt. No sense in scaring the girl before things even begin. Except for the tables having no holes to place your face in, this would approximate how a legitimate session with a licensed therapist would begin. I think it adds to the fantasy. (my real massage therapist is a real babe!!! I've got to be careful I don't forget where I am when I'm with her!)