MP.neties are subsidizing the smelly guys

[Kerri L]

massageplanet.net ies are subsidizing the smelly guys

Damn I'm pissed!!!

I've just learned that a sizable number of MP patrons smell & act like Jethro. Thus pushing up the prices so MPA's can be properly compensated for this occcupational hazard.

Assuming us massageplanet.neties are a reasonably respectful, hygenic bunch, we are getting screwed with the GST (Glute-smelly tax) and the PST (Pissing-in-the-Shower) tax.

So I have a modest proposal. We need a massageplanet.net cerification day to establish our cleanliness and thus qualify for a discount at participating MPs (like CAA discounts on hotels)

PROPOSAL

For 1 day we close HFH and schedule all massageplanet.neties for a 15 minute, $30 examination.

First 5 minutes - you prepare yourself (shower, breath mints, whatever)

Next 5 minutes - Kayla comes in wearing a sexy nursing outfit (major cleavage) and examines for head lice, bad breath, dick cheese & cling-ons at the butt. (Rusty could help with this last item if efficency is an issue)

Final 5 minutes
- if you pass, a random HFH gal provides a quicky HJ and you are given your wallet sized "Clean massageplanet.netie Card"
- if you fail, Kayla points out your difficiencies and you leave in shame

With some simple scheduling, Kayla should be able to process 300 massageplanet.neties in a day (she pockets $9K)

Then the next time you book an appointment you state you're a Clean massageplanet.netie and you get an extra 10 minutes tacked onto your session.

Thus - everyone's a winner

massageplanet.neties stop paying the PST/GST
MPAs can specify if they only want to see clean guys
MP owners have happier clients and employees

 

[Danielle B]

massageplanet.net ies are subsidizing the smelly guys

Funny... and in an insane way, not a bad idea for a lower-tier spa who would never make $5000 in a day! We could turn it into a massageplanet.net party (hey, we have one a week anyway it seems).

However, I doubt this would change prices as there is a rachet effect in place..... they go up, but they dont go down. The only thing that will revert prices to the pre-GST/PST levels is more competition or less demand.

Now, if we could somehow label all the offenders with a big scarlet C (for cheese)..... that would eliminate a few clients, thus decreasing demand!

 

[Fl_lCK OBAMA]

massageplanet.net ies are subsidizing the smelly guys

*lol* Hey I like brocolli and cauliflower and have been known to like lentil soup....


Signed: Cheese dick

 

[No.]

massageplanet.net ies are subsidizing the smelly guys

Normally the ladies offer a discount on the second visit. I thought that was a far enough arrangement until now. It is annoying having to subsidizing these smelly/classless guys on the first visit.

 

[Pompal 09.]

massageplanet.net ies are subsidizing the smelly guys

Kbear,

Which ladies are these?

and

Airboss if I ever get a broccoli problem under my foreskin I will let you know....but you probably won't be the first one...might see the doctor first...or a farmer at the very least!!!

gypsy

 

[Vidkon]

massageplanet.net ies are subsidizing the smelly guys

I had a friend who had cauliflower ears when we boxed, and comparing that to cauliflower ass, I'd say that's called hemorroids. I love that visual.

 

[Emma?]

massageplanet.net ies are subsidizing the smelly guys

I'm so damn paranoid, that if I take a S$%T in the day before going to a MP, I cancel out of any planned sessions. When I wake up in the morning, I make sure to do my business BEFORE I have a shower. If I S#$T after that, it ruins my day!!!

 

[mann54]

massageplanet.net ies are subsidizing the smelly guys

cleanliness=mileage...

been told that numerous times by mpas...they appreciate guys who take the time to get ready...

now with in room showers...I don't see how any of this cheese and broccoli and cauliflower gets around...

but one thing is for sure...

no veggies on my plate for the rest of this week

 

[Epinions Reviewer.]

massageplanet.net ies are subsidizing the smelly guys

how about turnip no body likes turnip

Baron

 

[Audrey]

massageplanet.net ies are subsidizing the smelly guys

Two words for ya Baron since you are a scotch lover...


Mashed Neeps!


Does that bring back memories? *heh heh*


mmm I'm getting hungry....anyone for some brocolli and cauliflower with melted cheese poured over them or a plate of mashed neeps with mince and tatters?

 

[Jen[Chocolate Burn]]

massageplanet.net ies are subsidizing the smelly guys

Your right Sheik it does bring back alot of memories( mostly bad)
Couldnt even feed those neeps to the dog.


Baron

 

[Tracy M]

massageplanet.net ies are subsidizing the smelly guys

I think the smelly louts should be sent home. End of story. If you refuse to shower, you don't get a massage.

 

[veggiegirl777]

massageplanet.net ies are subsidizing the smelly guys

Ever seen the condition of the shower stalls at some places. I admit it. I don't always shower. I make an effort when I go to Utopia or Allure. But other dives can go to hell.

 

[chris w]

massageplanet.net ies are subsidizing the smelly guys

LOL- i've had mpas tell me horror stories about really smelly guys they have seen- can't they just refuse?