MPAs/escorts aliases

[REVA M]

One of these days it occured to me that we have a serious problem in Toronto with highly repetitive MPAs/escorts names. I imagine I've easily been with at least ten different ladies who call themselves "Christine" (perennial favourite with Slavic girls, I wonder what are the cultural roots of this fatal attraction...?). I guess you could easily name a few other, supposedly rare, names that are in fact heavily used.
Now, that's of course not good, as anyone who took Marketing 101 would testify. Also not good for those poor souls among us who are looking for "Christine formerly of Alpha Care" (good luck!). Surely, the business suffers from poor branding. The take-home message is - the aliases should (a) sound good (b) be easy to remember and (c) be unique, or as close to unique as possible. In a way of a positive contribution, I thought dimunitives are not getting enough attention. After all, having the "cute and sexy" name is as good as having a "romantic and exotic" one. So what would you people think of such names as Kitty, Dolly, Nelly, Minny and likes? Has anyone gotten any bright ideas on the account of possible names? Perhaps we could post a list of good ones here, and then charge ladies a small fee if they adopt a name from the list (just kidding). Anyways, I was curious if anyone has any good ideas on this subject?

--t