True Jack, but it's nothing like an Asian Massage Parlor (AMP) which in my imagination is a marble floored spa where you start by picking from a bevy of ladies then pay for a semi-trained massage, then upgrade extras from there. But I have an overactive imagination sometimes and watch too many Jackie Chan movies so don't take my word for it!
There is the bath house but it's for clandestine gay sex and women aren't allowed in, pooh!
I was just laughing because we don't even have any good nightclubs or late night eateries here, let alone AMP's! Small town and all...