Musharraf's Ass

[Terris]

Musharraf wanted to raise money for his country and
on being told that
there was a fortune in horse racing, decided to
purchase one and enter it in
the races.

However at the local auction, the going price for a
horse was far too high.
and he ended up buying a donkey instead.
He figured that since he had the donkey he might as
well go ahead and enter
it in the races.

To his surprise, the donkey came in third !
The next day the local paper headlined :

>> MUSHARRAF'S ASS SHOWS.
>>
>> Mian Sahib was so pleased with the donkey that he
>> entered it in the
>> race again, and this time it won.
>> The paper read:
>>
>> MUSHARRAF'S ASS OUT IN FRONT.
>>
>> His wife was so upset with this kind of publicity
>> that she ordered Mian Musharraf not to enter the
>> donkey in another race.
>> The paper headline read:
>>
>> WIFE SCRATCHES MUSHARRAF'S ASS
>>
>> This was too much for wife. So she ordered Musharraf to get rid of the
>> donkey. Mian Sahib decided to give it to
>> Benazir.
>> The paper headline the next day read:
>>
>> BENAZIR TAKES MUSHARRAF'S ASS.
>>
>> Followed by another on the next day:
>>
>> NOW BENAZIR HAS BEST ASS IN TOWN.
>>
>> All the opposition leaders got very upset at this kind of publicity.They
>> informed Benazir that she would have to get rid of the donkey, so she
>> sold
>> it to a farmer for Rs.500.
>> Next day the headline read:
>>
>> BENAZIR SELLS HER ASS FOR Rs. 500
>>
>> This was too much for the veteran opposition leader,
>> Nawabzada Nasrullah Khan, so he ordered Benazir to buy back the donkey
>> and
>> lead it to the plains where it could run wild and free. Next
>> Next day, the headline in the paper read:
>>
>>
>> BENAZIR'S ASS FOR FREE