My first day back to work.... and one friggin' stupid potato-head already!!!!!

[Greshnab]

You're kidding?

Or maybe not since 20 other guys are trying.

 

[Bryndis]

20? Try the whole freaking Massage forum...LOL

 

[rachelle_inhighheels]

just for you Leah....
http://www.paperboy.nl/index.cfm?PID=16AB6D6B-7E18-4067-84B1517E1D81BDD7

 

[ani]

Hi nominis!!

Great to see you're back!!!

The reading glasses are staying.... gotta fool more potato-heads you know....

Anyways, I got a shift next week at that potato-head spa again... Maybe I'll have another potato-head adventure....

 

[pinkwafer]

sheesh, you guys are swamping her pm box and I cant even reply to a message she sent to me. Leah, please send me a link to the post you were asking me about, thanks.

 

[pivotfreaker]

Awwwwww..... I couldn't open it for some reason....

 

[Danielle K]

Hi Leah, you might not have Flash installed in your browser: http://www.adobe.com/shockwave/download/download.cgi?P1_Prod_Version=ShockwaveFlash

 

[G_Zidane]

I bet there are a lot more massageplanet.netites willing to pay $100 to hear Leah. Maybe it's time for her to book Air Canada Centre and have a whacker story telling session. How about a book deal? Leah, let me know if you need an agent.

 

[mjk]

Oh my gosh... Oh my gosh.... OH MY GOSH!!!!

You guys are NEVER going to believe what just happened to me!!!!

After logging off here... like... just 5 seconds ago,... I decided to log onto that dating-site again (where I met that hicktown LE guy), just to see if I've got any new messages. I haven't been on there since HIM.

So I log on there, and almost immediately, I got a message saying that someone on-line wants to chat with me, and if I want to chat back. So I'm like, "ahhhh, why not?"

So I start chatting with this guy.... chit-chat.... chit chat.... blah blah blah.... and I'm like, "yeah... I'm a secretary.... what about you?"

He's like, "yeah... I'm a police officer....."

I'm like....

(Imagine me pulling out all my hair at this point!!!!)

And no.... I'm not making this up!!!!!!

Honestly.... I can't believe this!!!! Needless to say, I logged off right away. No explanation... No nothing...

Maybe I was drunk when I wrote my profile???!!!

"Hi, I'm a whacker. Great for target practice. Please shoot me!"

Oh gosh... it must be that stupid candle thingy my friend did on me!!!! There's no other possible explanation... There just isn't!!! I better call her first thing tomorrow morning to have that thing reversed.... It better be reversible too!!!

Anyways, just to do something different.... I think I'm going to call that gangster-looking dude that picked me up at that potato-head spa the other day....

Just for something different..... (I'll call him "Cobra" since he has a tattoo of a snake on his back)....

And NOOOO.... I don't remember his name... if anyone's wondering.... That's why I'm calling him Cobra.

Watch... with the way my luck is going.... he'll turnout to be an undercover LE guy who was trying to catch something at that potato-head spa that day!!!!....

Seriously.... he better not be.....

Yup.... definitely.... Gangster-looking dude is DEFINITELY more my type....

I mean Cobra....

Yeah... I think I'll go on a date wih him.... just for something different. I'm not working again 'til next week anyways....

Hmmmmmm.... another adventure!!!!! This is GREAT!!!!!!

 

[Pompal 09.]

Hell, a talented writer such as GOLFDUDE can't make up stories as good as this ( You're a friend and I know you won't be offended me saying that GD )

I bow to your wit and creativity leah. You're the best.

 

[spanky]

To get rid of the LE's..... just change the name of your website handle....
Calling yourself "TimHortonsBabe" is just too attractive to them.

 

[FYRE & REIGN RETURNS]

Ha Ha Ha!!! It took me awhile to get it.... But that's funny!!!

 

[dnj060]

yea I love reading Leah's adventures. hey Leah just imagine how rich you could be if you told us all where you work

 

[Chorus (City 4-2 Chelsea)]

Well considering she wears fuzzy slippers, it narrows it down a bit. I have always suspected she works at a quiet spa. Not one of the bi busy ones. I have guessed in the Markham area. If I am right I should get a prize or something.

 

[Chotuzzz]

Hi momoo_t!!!!

I was finally able to open the file..... That's so sweet!!!!!

I luv you back!!!!