My first experience with oral sex....

[MamaMcAllister]

This happened to me many years ago,

I was in the pub and I ordered six shots of whisky

"Six! Are you celebrating something?" asked the man behind the bar

"Yes. I have just had oral sex for the first time"

"Thats great! Let me buy you a 7th whiskey!"

"No thanks " I said. "If six wont get the taste of c0ck out my mouth, then nothing will "....

 

[waverunner]

lol, I hope thats not true

 

[punchinf4fun]

f*ckin' hilarious..as usual

 

[Pompal 09.]

Mike is the truth himself....

 

[Chelsea]

Im sorry Tarzan :embrassed

But this time I have actually lied ... :embrassed


I only asked for 4 shots of whiskey

 

[Akhmet]

And then you had to suck again, because you forgot how it was or... :biggrinlo

 

[Rydia]

Hi amigo,

Here is something i want you to keep fresh in your mind - next time you kiss a bar girl, you might as well have sucked a c0ck, because chances are she was smoking one 2 minutes before you kissed her

Sweet dreams

 

[Jen Davies Farts A Lot!]

Inhale the c0ck!!

 

[Eris]

He he...
That has crossed my mind a couple of times, and always make me cum in my pants....
At least it saves me the barfine and 1000bath... :biggrinlo

 

[nysenutz]

But Tarzan you don't butterfly....right?

Malaysian

 

[Proud New Momma]

No... Thats why i say it crossed my mind...

Im happy here in Sweden with my little teerak and dont risk anything.... :love2:

 

[Ferygon]

LUCKY BASTARD.......HAVING YOUR OWN TERAK IN SWEDEN..........
IJ

 

[sandy123]

Ha ha.
Yes. I am lucky..

 

[kaz716]

Butterfly better than loser...
Kidding.

Mayuree.

 

[Patient Paws]

:thumbsup: :thumbsup: :thumbsup:
Entertaining as usual!!