My first review: Sandra@FamousUptownSpa

[Marky D]

I know I've ben here a long time and haven't done any real reviews besides adding side notes to MPAs that I've seen as well as those reviewed. I guess I haven't honestly because I've seen many different MPAs at many different MPs and for the most part, I can't remember all of thier names. Here Goes:

Although I had been inside of the spa before I had never stayed for a session. Once again I went in merely looking to see who was on shift. The spa doesn't have the greatest setup as I felt that I was in a dorm with one long hallway, and many doors leading to.....you get it. All of the attendants available were directly inside the doors so that eleviated the duty of having to ask to see who else is working as I find this may offend the lady who has greeted me. Once I decided to stay I choose to stay with Sandra. (Pics available)

http://www.famousuptownspa.com/ladies01.htm

What attracted me to Sandra is that she is obviously Mullato and I like that look. BTW the pics on the website make her look "whiter" than she is. As her pics show she is tall and very thin. Listed at 5'8 but with heels it's more like 5'11 to 6'. A few minutes into the message I asked for the menu and decided to go for the BS. Big mistake! Not only was her message technique weak, but as soon as I said BS, she undressed hoped up, did a very weak and brief slide, hoped off and went for the kill. Not only that, but she says that she only slides on your back. WTF!!!??? It's situations like that which make me feel as if I've gotta ask what there BS is like, because much too often I run into situation where the MPA has her own idea which is really just her way of "cheaping out" Anyway, all in all the message only lasted about 15min, and was shit!! I'm not sure what portion was door fee but in total oit cost $120.

Face: 8 she was cute
Body: 8 I like tall and thin
Massage: 5 Just moving your hands around isn't a massage
BS: 2 What BS?
Overall: 4 Was only waiting to get paid!

Repeat: Sure..............surely not!!

 

[Tinkerweed]

Well Toke thanks for giving back --- finally ;-). Better late than never. Its nice to see a review of a place not talked about so much.

Adding a link to the site where the girls pics are a nice touch.



I never feel this way myself ! Everyone has different tastes. It should not be a matter of being offended. On the other side of the coin I know some MPA's are quite relieved when a client (even one they have never seen before) picks the "other" girl.

I know at some spa's they take turns - but I never let myself play roulette. I found insisting on seeing who else is available usually works. Failing that I say, i'll come back later or wait in their lounge if they have such a setup.

$120.00 for 15 Minutes..... ouch - that is a ripoff.

Take your hard-earned dough elsewhere. Was there management to complain to? Sande of B&S told me at a massageplanet.net party that if she sees a girl coming out early it is the girl NOT the client that owes an explanation. Many a client will NOT complain or make a scene.

Instead they will decide not to see the MPA or visit the MP again - posting it on massageplanet.net helps us all avoid the same mistake. Service in the room may always vary but being short timed is painful and should never happen.

 

[Nicole C]

whew that was close! Thanks Toke, almost went there myself...
Sandra most definately looks intrigueing on the site, but seems to be a rip-off!
Bout it!