My funniest experience yet

[Prehistoric Pengy!]

I recently visited a spa and before my visit I opted for a shower. The showers are in a separate washroom away from the rooms. So before my shower I get that feeling in my stomach like its turning over and over. So I gotta take a quick dump. Okay no problem in fact I think it's convienient consider I am about to take a shower. I finish up and return to the room for my massage. As I am lying there enjoying the back rub I hear a women yell out in a EE acent, "who the F&*% took a dump in here, oh my god that smells can't they spray air freshner." She went on for about 5 mins and I started laughing to myself. Although I do think she was behaving quite unprofessional and over dramatic. I guess the oder and a hot shower wasn't a great mix but hey, when you got to go. It's not like this is a usual routine for me. And to my defense I did not see any air freshner in the bathroom. But I guess as the saying goes, her s$%# don't stink. Why do I share this with my fellow massageplanet.neters, well I guess for the guys who might think it's funny. And I the only one who has had to do this at an mp.

 

[Brad B]

LMAO, dats funny.

At platinum spa the stalls are right beside the showers. You can let everyone have a wif. Some of the times I go there, it seems the both were occupied.

"My car might not be fast enough to burn rubber, but I can still leave skid marks"

 

[Dani Gurl]

I t's guys like you that women in general should stay away from and gives men a bad name. Ever hear of a thing called a toilet...that is where human beings take a dump unless you are in the jungle. Do you take a dump in your own shower?

 

[Pompal 09.]

Tony, you might be the complete idiot. He didn't dump on the shower floor. He used the toilet which is connected to the same area as the showers. * Is it my imagination or are the newbies here getting kinda nuts*?

Booty

 

[Smurfetta]

Easy Tiger...Easy.
I re-read the Post and at no Point does The Dude states he dumped his load in the Shower....
Maybe I am Mistaken....

 

[shaken & stirred]

Tony, did you ride the short bus as a child? He never said anything about taking a dump in the shower. The fact that you assumed he DID makes me wonder about your own shower and bathroom tendencies.........

 

[Galen Marekkk.]

LOL I love massageplanet.net! This is too funny. Dude, next time remember to flush.

 

[Vennice D]

The Dude never dumps in the shower, I will confess to once peeing in the shower but I was young and I needed the money.

I am wondering if I should have kept this to myself instead of getting this DEFICATION of my character.

 

[LuYengpo]

Not to leap to the tiger's defence, but there was a post long ago, about a guy

 

[tjgml90]

I think I remember that. The mpa came in to the room and found him tryimg to squish it down the drain with his feet. Can't remember where though. And we wonder why they charge so much.

 

[Mommy to 4 boys :)]

I believe that happened at HFH.

 

[Shelby]

Awhile back there was a thread about some guy taking a dump in the shower. I thought this was the same guy doing his disgusting thing again. Many apologies.....

 

[Edge Is Freakin Awesome]

Hey no problem Tiger, belive me I was caught off guard and would normally save such things for my home.

 

[Sunrise]

Wasn't me, lol !

Btw, who was t-t-t talking about taking a dump, me or Dude? Anyways what I meant was when I went to use the shower, the stalls next to it were also occupied (and smelt like it too). Funny thing there was only two clients at that time, including me but the other guy I think was still in the room. So yeah their's don't smell like roses either.

 

[His LadyBug]

Thanks Dude! That's the funniest thing I've read here in a while.

 

[Tukmyhamster]

I believe it was actually at Allure, I recall someone saying DJ was the one who discovered it.

 

[SkyXVll]

It has happened everywhere. Talk to the girls or the managers. It's not like a 1 time thing at HFH or Allure.

I know a massageplanet.netite who has pissed on the carpet and crapped in the shower of numerous places because he was always upset at himself after the session and figured he would get blacklisted and not be able to return (he was cutting himself off).

Before the names fly, NO it was NOT ME.

BBLACK