My neighbor

[a1suga]

So, I learned something today. My neighbor has giant jugs. I never really knew due to the way I happened to see the way she dressed in the past. I had no idea.

This isn't why I'm posting. Allow me to explain. I was driving into the development and she was walking outside with her kid. So I stopped along side of her and we chatted some. She was wearing a tank top. And as I am talking to her, she kept bending down to control her kid and presented me with a nice view. Like, direct-on-the-only-thing-I-could-see-through-my-car-window. I mean, I'm a guy so clearly, I liked this. But I don't like to blatantly stare at people (kinda creepy you know) but it was very difficult and I felt kinda bad.

In order to rationalize this later, the only thing I could come up with was that she was just fine with what she was doing, otherwise she would done it differently? Turn to the side or around or some sort of other divergent action. Or maybe do a back flip and take care of her kid that way.

I'm not really sure what the point of this post is or maybe asking you members how many times it has happened to you and how hard is it for you to stare?.

 

[zoetodman]

You perv :666: :intello:

 

[Pompal 09.]

Not hard at all! Even better when you get caught! Women know!

 

[Joe P]

Jugs? :bad:

 

[Charli]

something like this?

 

[lostinlove1919]

So you want a medal for being a perv? You have got to try much harder at your deviant behaviour to get noticed :bad:

Just checking out boobies is not going to cut it. Now if you had been checking out her dog or she was your sister, then you might get props as a perv or if you had flashed your dick at her :666: :

 

[LADY V]

I was standing in a slow check-out line at a 7/11 in on sweltering summer evening and this short black chick in front of me was wearing a too loose halter top. I could clearly see her left titty. She was totally flat, but not unattractive so I was checking it out, when she turned around and looked up at me, catching me in the act. I smiled sheepishly and kind of rolled my eyes and she just sniffed and went back to her pose so that I could see her nipples even better.

Then as I tried to, you know, not look down her halter so obviously, a very strange thing began to happen. Her nipples began to swell and grow right off her flat bony breast. It was shockingly erotic. The half dollar sized nipples puffed up like bubbles and their pointy ends extended themselves by half an inch. She paid for her smokes and then smirked at me as she sashayed out the door, her rock hard nipples jiggling like two gorgeous little stiffies under her thin halter top.

My Klondike bar was total mush by the time the clerk took my money.

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[Barb M]

That's better. This has a nice pervy edge :tongue: