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Came to the fair city with high hopes and expectations. Wanted to go to the BBC and sample the ladies there. Wanted to see either Tianna or Ashley or both. Here's the rundown.
Day one. Saw Kiera at Serenity. See my review in this forum. Okay, but not great. Not the best. Not the worst.
Day two. Went to the BBC. LOTS to choose from that night, but I went with Candi for several reasons. One was because she looked hot. Tall, blonde, young, and nice boobies. Was tempted by Lisi and another blonde hottie, but went with Candi because she was new and I noted that she hadn't been reviewed yet. So, I was happy to serve my fellow eforum.xxxites and TOFTT. Well, my friends...indeed I did. This was my worst of the tour. Worst and lamest massage ever. TWOT. She was shy, and literally did not move at all in any position, let alone make sounds. She didn't talk (which is sometimes good), but if I'm doing all the talking, this is not a good sign. I used to laugh at guys who would write on here that they were with a hottie, but the service was so bad that they couldn't continue or had a hard time finishing. I thought, "man, she's hot...what more do you need?" To all of you guys I laughed at, my apologies. I've never had it happen before that mid hump, I go limp. Well, I went limp because she was totally uninspiring and a total turn-off. Stay away until she learns the biz. That's a half hour and $.5 I'll never get back.
Day three: Met a special lady who I've seen almost everytime I come to Van. I won't mention who, as I promised not to review, but she continues to be awesome. But still not the best of my tour.
Day four: Went back to BBC (I know) because I wanted another shot at success, and I'd remembered this hot little asian by the name of Lisi. My first Thai experience, which I had always looked forward to. Took the half and got going. Started with a lame massage, but it all turned around from then on. Wow, what a body. Petite, tight, with large tits. Best nipples ever. 3x pencil erasers. Man, I'm shaking just thinking about them. Her voice is very cute too, so the whole package just rocked me, big time. Lots of positions. She worked me good and hard, and the previous problem with Candi was no problem at all. Be sure to check this one out guys. She was very close to the best (a very close second place), but she is the one that I keep thinking about after all of them. I'd go back to her in a heartbeat. That is a half hour and $.5 that will continue to come back to me over and over.
Day five: I guess I saved the best for last, and it was a total surprise. I normally am not attracted to chinese girls, but I'd read about Jessie and decided to at least go and have a look. Got there and she was totally friendly, looked good and for $.4, why not give it a try. She did the normal shower thing that other guys have mentioned, and then proceeded to give me the best massage I've had in a long time. Also, she did this scratchy thing on my legs, butt and balls that totally relaxed me. Then flipped me, bbbj'd me and then put the cover and gave me the best orgasm of the week as I mished and mashed her for several minutes. No wonder the ladies like the foreplay...she worked me up to the best finish of them all. That's why she was my best (and she was the least expensive of them all as well....hmmmm).
So, there you have it. My best and worst. YMMV. Enjoy your town boyz. It's a good one. I'm leaving broke, but smilin!
Day one. Saw Kiera at Serenity. See my review in this forum. Okay, but not great. Not the best. Not the worst.
Day two. Went to the BBC. LOTS to choose from that night, but I went with Candi for several reasons. One was because she looked hot. Tall, blonde, young, and nice boobies. Was tempted by Lisi and another blonde hottie, but went with Candi because she was new and I noted that she hadn't been reviewed yet. So, I was happy to serve my fellow eforum.xxxites and TOFTT. Well, my friends...indeed I did. This was my worst of the tour. Worst and lamest massage ever. TWOT. She was shy, and literally did not move at all in any position, let alone make sounds. She didn't talk (which is sometimes good), but if I'm doing all the talking, this is not a good sign. I used to laugh at guys who would write on here that they were with a hottie, but the service was so bad that they couldn't continue or had a hard time finishing. I thought, "man, she's hot...what more do you need?" To all of you guys I laughed at, my apologies. I've never had it happen before that mid hump, I go limp. Well, I went limp because she was totally uninspiring and a total turn-off. Stay away until she learns the biz. That's a half hour and $.5 I'll never get back.
Day three: Met a special lady who I've seen almost everytime I come to Van. I won't mention who, as I promised not to review, but she continues to be awesome. But still not the best of my tour.
Day four: Went back to BBC (I know) because I wanted another shot at success, and I'd remembered this hot little asian by the name of Lisi. My first Thai experience, which I had always looked forward to. Took the half and got going. Started with a lame massage, but it all turned around from then on. Wow, what a body. Petite, tight, with large tits. Best nipples ever. 3x pencil erasers. Man, I'm shaking just thinking about them. Her voice is very cute too, so the whole package just rocked me, big time. Lots of positions. She worked me good and hard, and the previous problem with Candi was no problem at all. Be sure to check this one out guys. She was very close to the best (a very close second place), but she is the one that I keep thinking about after all of them. I'd go back to her in a heartbeat. That is a half hour and $.5 that will continue to come back to me over and over.
Day five: I guess I saved the best for last, and it was a total surprise. I normally am not attracted to chinese girls, but I'd read about Jessie and decided to at least go and have a look. Got there and she was totally friendly, looked good and for $.4, why not give it a try. She did the normal shower thing that other guys have mentioned, and then proceeded to give me the best massage I've had in a long time. Also, she did this scratchy thing on my legs, butt and balls that totally relaxed me. Then flipped me, bbbj'd me and then put the cover and gave me the best orgasm of the week as I mished and mashed her for several minutes. No wonder the ladies like the foreplay...she worked me up to the best finish of them all. That's why she was my best (and she was the least expensive of them all as well....hmmmm).
So, there you have it. My best and worst. YMMV. Enjoy your town boyz. It's a good one. I'm leaving broke, but smilin!