My Resume

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1. My first job was working in an Orange Juice factory,
but I got canned. Couldn'tconcentrate.

2. Then I worked in the woods as a Lumberjack, but justcouldn't hack it, so they gave me the axe.

3. mpter that, I tried being a Tailor, but wasn't suited for it --mainly because it was a sew-sew job.

4. Next, I tried working in a Muffler Factory, but
thatwas too exhausting.

5. Then, tried being a Chef--figured it would add a little spice
to my life, but just didn't have the thyme.

6. Next, I attempted being a Deli Worker, but any wayI sliced it... couldn't cut the mustard.

7. My best job was a Musician, but eventually found
I wasn't noteworthy.

8. I studied a long time to become a Doctor, but didn't
have any patience.

9. Next, was a job in a Shoe Factory. Tried hard but just didn't fit in.


10. I became a Professional Fisherman, but discovered
I couldn't live on my net income.

11. Managed to get a good job working for a Pool MaintenanceCompany, but the work was just too draining.


12. So then I got a job in a Workout Center, but they said Iwasn't fit for the job.


13. mpter many years of trying to find steady work, I finally gota job as a Historian - until I realized there was no future in it.

14. My last job was working in Starbucks, but had to quit because
it was the same old grind.

15. SO, I TRIED RetirementAND FOUND I'M PERFECT FOR THEJOB!