my sister e mailed me this,thought you might like it!

[Cord]

Subject: FW: Delia Smith V Real WomenDelia's Way - Stuff a miniature marshmallow in the bottom of a sugar cone to prevent ice-cream dripsThe Real Woman's Way - Just suck the ice cream out of the bottom of the cone, for God's sake. You are probably lying on the couch with your feet up eating it anyway Delia's Way - To keep potatoes from budding, place an apple in the bag with the potatoesThe Real Woman's Way - Buy Smash and keep it in the cupboard for up to a year Delia's Way - When a cake recipe calls for flouring the baking tin, use a bit of the dry cake mix instead and there won't be any white mess on the outside of the cakeThe Real Woman's Way - Tescos sell cakes. They even do decorated versions Delia's Way - If you accidentally over-salt a dish while it's stillcooking, drop in a potato sliceThe Real Woman's Way - If you over salt a dish while you are cooking, that's tough sh* t. Please recite with me theReal Woman's motto: "I made it and you will eat it and I don't care how bad it tastes" Delia's Way - Wrap celery in aluminium foil when putting in the refrigerator and it will keep for weeksThe Real Woman's Way - It could keep forever. Who eats it? Delia's Way - Cure for headaches: Take a lime, cut it in half and rub it on your forehead. The throbbing will go awayThe Real Woman's Way - Cure for headaches: Take a lime, cut it in half and drop it in 8 ounces of vodka. Drink thevodka. You might still have the headache, but you wont give a sh*t Delia's Way - If you have a problem opening jars, try using latex dishwashing gloves. They give a non-slip grip

that makes opening jars eas​

 

[BeYoNd It ALL...{{2.2.0}}]

love it Sacrel - the celery one really tickles me for some reason.........

 

[Haresefssak]

I love the end bit about the wine ice cubes..........how ridiculous!!!

There is never any spare wine in my house (because i love the stuff)!!!!!

 

[Maurquise Burks]

Love it Sacrel.

[align=left][/align][align=left][/align][align=left][/align][align=left]This really made me chuckle. [/align][align=left][/align][align=left]Hails xx [/align]

 

[unobmrgd]

Loved it!!! ROFL. Thanks for posting, Sacrel.

Sharon, I simply can't abide celery, especially raw. "Who eats it anyway?"



Not sure I see the connection here, but my solution to "if you have a problem opening jars" is ... wreck a door jamb!

Laura.

 

[Matthew Cream]

Pure Gold!

Laughed my head off to that one, brilliant!!

 

[Blackheart62310]

I live by the women's motto, and the wine ice cubes....Priceless[sm=rollaugh.gif][sm=rollaugh.gif][sm=rollaugh.gif][sm=rollaugh.gif][sm=rollaugh.gif]