my 'twisted tryst' poem would like to introduce itself- will you join me ROTFLMAO?

[lovechild]

it hit me like a twister.
spun me like a top.
it singed me, left a blister;
i was wrung out like a mop.
it was unpredictable-
actually, surreal.
i glimpsed it in peripheral,
a shock from 'lectric eel.
i purred just like a kitten
enduring that caress;
my vow to high men broken,
you wouldn't believe the mess...

it must have been an alien
or perhaps a conjured demon
what wit and what a whip it'd wield
oh captain of all sea-men!
I was swirled into a whirlpool,
seismically shaken;
it made me part for just a bit
(like a thief is part of a break-in)
pleased as punch and pride full,
it pulled a smug withdrawal;
then, shifting shape and scope,
it left in a crab-like crawl.
i know it is unbelievable
but it was no freaking dream-
anyway I can't complain-
i'm the kitty that got the cream!

 

[Tori ?????]

That is excellent. One of the best pieces of humorous poetry I've read.

Send it in to a Cat Fancier magazine and get it published; use Writer's Digest to find the best market. The laughter is worth a million bucks.

Bravo!

 

[time2ryme]

i hope you got a copy-write on this one l.c.
i have a feeling it,s gonna get jacked.