Mysteries of Life

[B-ron]

1) If one synchronised swimmer drowns, do the rest have to drown too?
2) If you choke a smurf what colour does it turn?
3) How do you tell when you've run out of invisible ink?
4) If practice makes perfect, but nobodies perfect then why practice?
5) What happens if you get scared half to death twice?
6) If a man with no arms has a gun, was he armed?
7) If all the world's a stage, where are the audience sitting?
8) When cheese gets its picture taken, what does it say?
9) What is a free gift? Aren't all gifts free?
10) What does god say when an angel sneezes?
11) Why is it called lipstick if you can move your lips?
12) When sign workers go on strike, is anything written on there signs?
13) What should you do if you see an endangered animal eating an endangered plant?
14) If you a complete pessimist, are you positively negative?
15) Before they invented drawing boards, what did they go back to?

Hope this is better than my earlier attempt. :