NDN Humor - Pet Fish

[KadMinaiii]

Then there was the story of old man Has No Cheese up in Montana who was stopped by a game warden recently leaving a river, well known for its fishing, with two ice chests of fish. The game warden asked old man Has No Cheese, "Do you have a license to catch those fish?"

"Shhi....I ain't got no license. These here are my pet fish."

"Pet fish?" the game warden asked.

"Yep. Every night I take these fish down to the river and let 'em swim 'round for a while. Then I whistle and they jump right back into this ice chest and I take 'em home."

"That's a bunch of you know what! Fish can't do that!", the game warden replied.

Old man Has No Cheese looked at the game warden for a moment and then said, "It's the truth. I'll show you. It really works."

The game warden stepped back and said, "Okay, I've got to see this!"

Old man Has No Cheese poured the fish into the river and stood and waited. After several minutes, the game warden turned to him and said, "Well?"

"Well, what?" said old man Has No Cheese.

"When are you going to call them back?"

"Call who back?"

"The FISH!"

"What fish?"

 

[sincerely, kristyn.]

I can see we're going to get on fine here, I love a jester.