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Never Lose The Grandkids!

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A small boy was lost in a large shopping centre.

He started crying and went up to a policeman in uniform and said 'I've lost my granddad!'

The cop asked, 'What's he like?'

The little boy hesitated for a moment and then replied,

'Johnnie Walker Black Label and women with big boobs.'
 
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