New Horizons - A Rip Off?

[airjarrod]

New Horizons used to be a fairly priced AMP with a mix of ethnic types.

Now, under new management, they're over priced and poorly staffed. Not that they don't have lots to choose from, just the choices are slim pickin's.

I went with a tall, amazon-esque blonde (nearly 6' barefooted). Large girl, but not a big girl. Can you tell the difference?

Massage was VERY LAME.
Service was LAME.
Too much YAPPING during the whold session.

She wanted 1-2-3 browns for CBJ, FS & both. She went on and on about how she's used to getting these prices as a SW. Well, damn woman, go back on the streets then and stop wasting my time. I've had 10x better at Cleos for the same $$$.

But, I gave in anyways and paid the 2 browns. OK, if I had wanted to pork something, I would have went to Superstore across the steet, spent 5 bucks and bought myself a couple of pork-chops. Talk about your sterile experience. No emotion, no eye contact, just blah-blah-blah all the way to the finish line.

Here's the really funny part. She says that "this is my room". Huh? She explains that she shares this room with another girl only. After pulling off my rubber, she washes her hands with alcohol, then pulls out a, get this, bottle of ArmorAll! She then sprays down the whole table and walls and wipes everything down. So I thinks to myself, some how, some where in her life, she learned that ArmorAll was a disinfectant and she and her friend "uses this stuff all the time"? Then I noticed, hey, the floor was kinda shiny and slippery and hey, is that new car smell too?

Well, I ain't going back there that's for sure.

 

[Amanda P]

Thanks for the warning! Was just thinking of trying it out too.

 

[Jose]

By the way, perhaps this girl saw "My Big Fat Greek Wedding", and as opposed to using Windex for everything, decided that Armour All has greater germ fighting powers.

 

[Captain Awesome]

Thanks for the Warning Crazyhorse, I agree for that kind of dough your better off at cleos or the touch

 

[ed031639]

Well DOCman, I never saw MBFGW, but this girl definitely had the IQ to not know the difference.