New place in Richmond Hill

[Is it summer yet??]

Hello gents. A new place, Ocean Breeze, opened last week on Enford Road near Yonge & Elgin Mills in R. Hill.

I popped by recently.

The good: very discreet location (especially in the evening) situated in an industrial area. Very, very clean -- you can still smell the fresh paint on the walls and the rooms are very nice and clean. Price: standard $40 for 45 minutes.

Bad: Attendant. Name is Layla. Russian women in her 50s. She promised a deep tissue massage; instead, I received annoying brushes of fingers across my back. Not therapuetic, not even remotely sensual. Just annoying.
Also, even when my face was down, I could smell a terrible odour of garlic breath -- almost made my eyes tear up. Did not even get 25 minutes worth of massage.

The Ugly: For another $40, offers to disrobe. I fell for it. Underneath the clothes is one dreadful looking body, the kind that made me wonder how in the world does she think she's destined to succeed in this busines? Very flabby with a big gunt. I like bigger gals, but she was just shapeless and totally unsexy. Couldn't wait to get out of there. Wishing I spent $12 on the latest issue of Score instead of doling out $80 for a bad experience.

Mamasan (Ivana or Irena or something like that) asked how things were but I chickened out -- didn't have the heart to tell her what it was really like with Layla in earshot.

Bottom line: not a repeat if Layla is typical of the roster. Also, being in Richmond Hill, one wonders if it's only a matter of time before the boys in blue swoop in.

I'm all ears if anyone else had a better experience here.

Cheers,
Mel

 

[alew]

And taking one for the team, BIG TIME!

Your brothers in arms are very appreciative!

TT1

 

[thecused1]

Thanks, Tree.

Almost forgot to post the contact info. This place advertises in the Toronto Sun. Here's the ad copy:

"Grand Opening on May 8. #1 in Richmond Hill. Lic. spa Ocean Breeze. 300 Enford Rd., Unit 1. 905-237-5460. Yonge/Elgin Mills. 9:30 am to midnight."

Good luck.

Mel

 

[MIL HOUSE MD]

i may check this place out cuz its very close. BUT its in Richmond Hill!!! how long do u give them till LE does their job?

 

[amarugian]

I give the LE 2 months to gather evidence.

 

[Pompal 09.]

I'm curious, though. It's stated in the ad this place is licensed. I guess it yet again comes down to catching someone going over the line, whatever that line may be.
Still, can't imagine a worse feeling in the world than sitting in your birthday suit as the police come swarming in. Another reason to avoid this place, I suppose...
Mel

 

[Meilien]

LOL - wish I had checked here first back in town for a couple of weeks and heard about this place so check it out before checking Here....same type of session as Mel but I stuck with the Topless so $60 down and out the door in under 30 minutes with a shower before....stay away guys

 

[Relheok]

Sorry to hear about you experience, Kurt. I was actually hoping someone would respond with good news, indicating that my experience was an anomoly. I'll just continue to avoid this place unless I hear different. It makes you wonder, though, why people who are so ill-equipped to be MPAs even get into the business in the first place.
Mel