Newfoundland Vasectomy

[Crystal Waker]

mpter having their 11th child, a Newfoundland couple decided that was enough, as they could not mpford a larger bed. So the husband went to his doctor/veterinarian and told him that he and his wife didn't want to have any more children.

The doctor told him that there was a procedure called a vasectomy that could fix the problem but that it was expensive. A less costly alternative, said the doctor, was to go home, get a firecracker, light it, put it ina beer can, then hold the can up to his ear and count to 10.

The Newfie said to the doctor, "I may not be the smartest man in the world, but I don't see how putting a firecracker in a beer can next to my ear isgoing to help me."

"Trust me," said the doctor. So the man went home, lit a firecracker and put it in a beer can. He held the can up to his ear and began to count:

"1"
"2"
"3"
"4"
"5"
at which point he paused, placed the beer can between his legs, and resumed counting on his other hand.

This procedure also works in ______ and some parts of ___________.


I have not posted the name of the other provinces in fear of insulting anyone even though this is a joke, Newfoundlanders seems to accept jokes better.

 

[my_huckelberry]

I agree Notch. East Coasters have the BEST senses of humour!