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yea, that is pretty funny
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A man escapes from prison where he has been for 15 years. He breaks into a house to look for money & guns and finds a young couple in bed.
He orders the guy out of bed and ties him to a chair, then ties the girl to the bed, he gets on top of her, kisses her neck, then gets up and goes into the bathroom, whilst he is in there the husband tells the wife
"Listen, this guy's an excaped convict, look at his clothes! He's probably spent loads of time in jail and hasn't seen a woman in years. I saw how he kissed your neck. If he wants *** don't resist, don't complain do whatever her tells you. Satisfy him no matter how much he nauseates you. This guy is probably very dangerous and if he gets angry he will kill us.
Be strong honey I love you.
To which his wife responds
"He wasn't kissing my neck he was whispering in my ear. He told me he was gay and that he thought you were cute and asked me if we had any vaseline, i told him it was in the bathroom
Be strong honey I love you too
He orders the guy out of bed and ties him to a chair, then ties the girl to the bed, he gets on top of her, kisses her neck, then gets up and goes into the bathroom, whilst he is in there the husband tells the wife
"Listen, this guy's an excaped convict, look at his clothes! He's probably spent loads of time in jail and hasn't seen a woman in years. I saw how he kissed your neck. If he wants *** don't resist, don't complain do whatever her tells you. Satisfy him no matter how much he nauseates you. This guy is probably very dangerous and if he gets angry he will kill us.
Be strong honey I love you.
To which his wife responds
"He wasn't kissing my neck he was whispering in my ear. He told me he was gay and that he thought you were cute and asked me if we had any vaseline, i told him it was in the bathroom
Be strong honey I love you too
- Ramsés:
Vancouver
- EMSpa_schedule:
Here's a sneak peek of the schedule: For Monday November 18, 2024, our attendants will be Mia
, Summer 
, Sandy 
, Vicky 
and Ivy 
We have a great lineup tomorrow! Call 905-479-6668 to book!! - New Oriental Health Centre:
Tiana & Phoenix are in today
~
Call 
Text: (647) 381-2688 Make Your Day Incredibly Delicious 
Our girls provide lots of service options & are Extremely Open-Minded 
We're Open 9am - 2am everyday! Drop in to Unit 26, 10 East Wilmot Street, Richmond Hill. - hiyamickey:
6 girls working at Reinella wellness, 20 years old Japanese student girl Amanda,Ella, Queenie, Jenny,Vanessa, lucky @6262 hwy7 unit #1 Vaughan,
：905-851-4888 - wonderspa:
spa(9421Jane st unit127)416-5000-800.very big boost Joey and Sunny working today,Joey is sexy girl ,she can provide very good massage with sensual touch, open main,nice Sunny can provide deep tissue massage,very friendly ,she got a lot experience, very sweet smile very popular,must try
- Sunrise Spa:
We have a wonderful Asian spa in downtown Toronto 302 Adelaide St W, 2nd Floor Today is Tina, Caribbean Sophie and Kitty 416-916-7276
- AmoreSpaEtobicoke:
AMORE SPA 127 Westmore Drive, Unit 106C Etobicoke, ON M9V 3Y6 ☎ 437-688-2407 ☎ Sunday at AMORE SPA: CHERRY & MIA. CHERRY is a proven superstar, Slim Asian with a pretty face, all natural A or B Cups, long nipples, slim waist & small round bum. Her services are legendary. MIA is a young 27 JAPANESE girl, curvy, good massage bbj cim, nice and open minded.
- Sparkling Spa:
️
SPARKLING SPA️ 
50 Lockridge Ave Unit 8 
Markham, ON L3R 8X4 (905) 604-8186 Spa Land Line (437) 446-6688 NEW Spa Cell Phone (West of Warden & 16th Ave) OPEN 10am to 9pm MONDAY to SUNDAY NEW MANAGEMENT
NEW GIRLSSUPERSTAR SERVICE QUEENS AVAILABLE AT SPARKLING SPA FOR ALL YOUR MASSAGE AND SPECIAL EXTRA NEEDS SEXY NEW YOUNG GIRLS ALWAYS WORKING - Today’s Schedule is… EmilyA sweet shy Korean executive secretary with a passion for pleasing. Excellen - AliceSpa:
SUNDAY at 𝗔𝗟𝗜𝗖𝗘 𝗦𝗣𝗔, 4915 Steeles Ave. E, Scarborough 𝟰𝟭𝟲-𝟮𝟵𝟴-𝟬𝟴𝟵𝟴:[/color] 4 Amazingly Hot Top Girls Today at Alice Spa: AMY is a young, petite short & slim Taiwanese, former dance instructor, firm natural B Cups, pretty face, firm natural titis, super play good, bbbj, cim, rim, dfk, all services. *New Today, ASHLEY is a curvy Half Indian/Half Chinese, super busty FF Cups, young student, pretty face
- Sunrise Health Centre:
Nooris here Today! (647) 325-8086
We have Hot & Sexy Girls Every Day. 
They all do Extra Services & are Very Open-Minded ~ Drop In Anytime 
Walk-Ins Are Always Welcome! Unit 27, 10 East Wilmot Street, Richmond Hill - Moneylee:
Full season wellness center: young girl pretty face nice figure Thai deep massage Connie , Student pretty face nice figure Thai deep massage Sasa,Young girl Big breasted saucy naughty Ella, Taiwan girl DD Boobs Thai deep massage lily,Enchanting sexy petite deep massage Mary. 2560 Shepard ave Mississauga unit 1 .4379857899
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- Moneylee:
All season wellness center : New Young girl big boobs beautiful face deep massage Shasa,Young girl big breasted beautiful buttocks charming temperament Lala,Young girl big boobs beautiful face deep massage Helen , Young beautiful face sexy body and good deep massage Maggie , Enchanting sexy petite deep massage Sherry,
address: #5-30 Rambler dr Brampton ,Ontario L6W 1E24376655510 ️️ - ForeverWarden:
Sunday at
𝓕𝓞𝓡𝓔𝓥𝓔𝓡 𝓢𝓟𝓐2190 Warden Ave, Unit 201, Scarborough 𝟰𝟭𝟲-𝟴𝟬𝟬-𝟳𝟴𝟴𝟳: Anida, Lisa & Cindy. Anida is a slim Asian babe with a small waist and great bum. Anida has excellent massage, oral and other skills. Lisa is a young, slim, friendly & very beautiful Vietnamese beauty with a nice body, nice 34D boobs, slim waist, impressive booty, nice massage, great services. - Jenny’s Spa:
JENNY’S SPA 5170 DUNDAS STREET WEST ETOBICOKE ONTARIO M9A 1C4 ( 647-893-5196)Call or Text ( 437-888-3759)Call Only (ETOBICOKE) OPEN 10am to 9pm MONDAY to SUNDAY GRAND OPENINGNEW GIRLS EVERYDAYEXCELLENT MASSAGE + SERVICE QUEENS NOW AVAILABLE AT JENNY’S SPA FOR ALL YOUR MASSAGE AND SPECIAL EXTRA NEEDS TWO BEAUTIFUL NEW YOUNG ASIAN GIRLS EVERYDAY REAL PICTURES OF ATTENDANTS TODAY’s ROSTER INCLUDES: Jenny - An exotic tall and slim Vietn - ASPA:
𝗦𝗨𝗡𝗗𝗔𝗬 𝗔𝗧 𝗔 𝗦𝗣𝗔: EMMA and Best Massage RACHEL.[/color]
𝐀 𝐒𝐏𝐀, 28 South Unionville Ave, Unit 5, Markham. 𝗖𝗮𝗹𝗹 𝟲𝟰𝟳-𝟳𝟮𝟵-𝟲𝟲𝟬𝟲 𝗼𝗿 𝘁𝗲𝘅𝘁 𝟲𝟰𝟳-𝟴𝟯𝟵-𝟱𝟵𝟲𝟲 EMMA is 1.64Cm. and weighs 52Kg. Emma is sweet and elegant, has very good communication & massage, and her services will make your visit enjoyable. RACHEL is slim and attractive - HolidaySpa:
Sunday at
𝓗𝓸𝓵𝓲𝓭𝓪𝔂 𝓢𝓹𝓪3517 Kennedy Rd, Unit 4, Scarborough 𝟰𝟯𝟳-𝟮𝟰𝟳-𝟭𝟭𝟵𝟵Amy & Suki. AMY is an attractive young lady with larger breasts and a nice bottom. She has outstanding oral skills, and is very popular. Don’t miss out on her special skills SUKI is a sexy lady, short with big boobs, medium massage & nice services. HOLIDAY SPA - bnwellness_wilson:
We have 4 young beautiful girls are working today, young cute Lily 25’s with curive body open mind and young slime Slime 30’s, pretty GFE Ella and sexy Coco are providing deep tissue and sensual massage, pls call 416-3985777 book appointment and walk in always welcome, back entrance and parking available, 350 Wilson Ave North York
- Annie Spa:
ANNIE SPA 7-1001 SANDHURST CIRCLE SCARBOROUGH ON M1V 1Z6 (647) 891-9688 (416) 291-8879 (FINCH & MCCOWAN) OPEN 9:30am to 9pm MONDAY to SUNDAY NEW MANAGEMENTNEW GIRLS GORGEOUS NEW YOUNG ASIAN GIRLS - TODAY’s ROSTER INCLUDES: HelenBrand new very young university student from Hong Kong. Great massage skills with a wild flirtatious side willing to tease and please to bring you to satisfaction. Perky natural 34C breasts perfect for kissing and body slide
- SugarLoveSpa:
Sunday at
⎝𝗦𝗨𝗚𝗔𝗥 𝗟𝗢𝗩𝗘 𝗦𝗣𝗔⎠
: ANA, LANA & SHAYLA. 1270 Finch Ave W (at Keele St), Unit 18. North York, ANA is a young, short and sweet lady, 5’1 & 105 Lbs, very tight, with a small to medium booty. Ana is a versatile honey who provides great massage, & can accommodate your needs. LANA is a slim & sexy Indian girl. SHAYLA is a very sexy Vietnamese lady, slim and beautiful - Red Rose Spa:
We have 8 hot brown girls today ASHA, MALIYA, PEET, NISHA, ANNA, DIYA, MIMI 2588 Birchmount 2 Invergordon 647-702-8800 Please visit for a great erotic massage - Lulu1980:
Phoenix blossom Spa
table shower body scrub
5124 Dundas W Etobicoke 416-817-3366 Nice girl Luna is joining. She can provide a very good massage with sensual touch. She knows how to take direction and please a man. Jessica can provide deep Thai massage. She takes directions very well. She has many assets and knows how to use them. Come see her today.Welcome to walk in or make an appointment at any time. Plenty of parking space at the back door - See You Health Center:
Sami Gorgeous Model Type Vietnamese School Girl Lin Very Young, Petite Vietnamese Student With Spicy Slim Body 5’ 1”, 100 lbs Blonde Hair Great BBJ, CIM Suki From Taiwan, sweet girl Sexy tight body amazing C cups with Those incredible nipples416-988-2950
- Lulu_Villa_Spa:
Bella She is Mexican Gorgeous face Natalie she is CBC/filipina mixed Petite school girl GFE, BBbj, DFK in her menu. Judy is a gorgeous model type Vietnamese Girl647- 446-0886
- EMSpa_schedule:
Tomorrow's sneak peek : For Sunday November 17, 2024, our attendants will be Ada, Cici , Lucy , Ivy and Christina We have a great lineup for tomorrow! Call 905-479-6668 to book!
- Endless Joy Spa:
[GRAND OPENING] 
Endless Joy Spa 
(155 East Beaver Creek Rd Unit #8, Richmond Hill) 416-731-856510am-2am, New First Day Young Slim Petite Chinese Vivi, Tall Slim Sexy Chinese Kelly, Slim Chinese Lisa, Young Sexy Chinese Abie, Young Sexy CBC Rachel. - Xavi:
Ocean
- Moneylee:
All season wellness center : New Young girl big breasted beautiful buttocks charming temperament big boobs Doris ,Young girl big boobs beautiful face deep massage Midi ,Young girl big breasted beautiful buttocks charming temperament Lala,Young beautiful face sexy body and good deep massage Maggie, Enchanting sexy petite deep massage Sherry , address: #5-30 Rambler dr Brampton ,Ontario L6W 1E24376655510 ️️
- Moneylee:
Full season Wellness center: Young girl big boobs beautiful face deep massage Connie , Student big boobs buttocks Vicky ,Young girl big breasted beautiful buttocks charming temperament big boobs Anjoo , young girl pretty face nice figure Thai deep massage Linda ,Enchanting sexy petite deep massage Mary. 2560 Shepard ave Mississauga unit 1 4379857899 ️️
- Sparkling Spa:
️SPARKLING SPA️ 50 Lockridge Ave Unit 8 Markham, ON L3R 8X4 (905) 604-8186 Spa Land Line (437) 446-6688 NEW Spa Cell Phone (West of Warden & 16th Ave) OPEN 10am to 9pm MONDAY to SUNDAY NEW MANAGEMENTNEW GIRLSSUPERSTAR SERVICE QUEENS AVAILABLE AT SPARKLING SPA FOR ALL YOUR MASSAGE AND SPECIAL EXTRA NEEDS SEXY NEW YOUNG GIRLS ALWAYS WORKING - Today’s Schedule is… Foxy -Your new addiction at Sparkling Spa! A tall 5’7” sexy Korean girl with a wi
- hiyamickey:
7 girls working at Reinella wellness, 20 years young petite Japanese student Amanda, Queenie, Joliee, Lulu, Angela, Candy, Ella @6262 hwy7 unit #1 Vaughan：905-851-4888
- Golden Sunshine Spa:
Click on our Username and FOLLOW US for updates and special services ! TodayRebeccaClaireBreeFranJazmin Call us ☎ 905 - 265 - 2158 Your ultimate service awaits!
- Soul Relax Spa:
Looking for a relaxing escape? MeetAlisaTinaVanessaCall us today for the best treatment and service experience. Click on our Username and FOLLOW US for updates ! Call now ☎ 289 - 298 - 5662 Your ultimate relaxation awaits!
- Red Rose Spa:
We have 5 hot brown girls today MEERA, PRIYA, NINA, MALIYA, NISHA, SALMA, MIMI 2588 Birchmount 2 Invergordon 647-702-8800 Please visit for a great erotic massage
- Jenny’s Spa:
JENNY’S SPA 5170 DUNDAS STREET WEST ETOBICOKE ONTARIO M9A 1C4 ( 647-893-5196)Call or Text ( 437-888-3759)Call Only (ETOBICOKE) OPEN 10am to 9pm MONDAY to SUNDAY GRAND OPENINGNEW GIRLS EVERYDAYEXCELLENT MASSAGE + SERVICE QUEENS NOW AVAILABLE AT JENNY’S SPA FOR ALL YOUR MASSAGE AND SPECIAL EXTRA NEEDS TWO BEAUTIFUL NEW YOUNG ASIAN GIRLS EVERYDAY REAL PICTURES OF ATTENDANTS TODAY’s ROSTER INCLUDES: Apple - Brand new girl from Taiwan ju
- wonderspa:
Weclome to wonder spa (9421Jane st unit127).on Saturday new young girl Tiffany is Sweet and friendy girl good and deep tissue massage,very popular nice Amy vatename girl service queen,long hair.very sensual Touch she know what do you want,,make you feel so wonderful,nerver forgo - AmoreSpaEtobicoke:
AMORE SPA 127 Westmore Drive, Unit 106C Etobicoke, ON M9V 3Y6 ☎ 437-688-2407 ☎ Saturday at AMORE SPA: CHERRY & MIA. CHERRY is a proven superstar, Slim Asian with a pretty face, all natural A or B Cups, long nipples, slim waist & small round bum. Her services are legendary. MIA is a young 27 JAPANESE girl, curvy, good massage bbj cim, nice and open minded.
- AliceSpa:
SATURDAY at 𝗔𝗟𝗜𝗖𝗘 𝗦𝗣𝗔, 4915 Steeles Ave. E, Scarborough 𝟰𝟭𝟲-𝟮𝟵𝟴-𝟬𝟴𝟵𝟴. 4915 Steeles Ave. E, Scarborough 416-298-0898 [/color] 4 Girls Today at Alice Spa: ELLA (12pm-8pm): is a small & curvy white young girl from Romania, super super busty EE Cups, blue eyes, blond hair, ok services, bbbJ cfs. Please call before booking her due to high demand. JULIA (12pm-9pm) from Philippines, young busty
- ASPA:
SATURDAY at 𝐀 𝐒𝐏𝐀: Jenny, Rachel & Tracy.𝐀 𝐒𝐏𝐀, 28 South Unionville Ave, Unit 5, Markham. 𝗖𝗮𝗹𝗹 𝟲𝟰𝟳-𝟳𝟮𝟵-𝟲𝟲𝟬𝟲 𝗼𝗿 𝘁𝗲𝘅𝘁 𝟲𝟰𝟳-𝟴𝟯𝟵-𝟱𝟵𝟲𝟲 JENNY is a sexy Asian honey, about 165 Cms., slim to medium build, beautiful natural 36C’s, long sexy legs & big hips, good massage & excellent services. Jenny has sexy smooth skin and a very good personality.
- ForeverWarden:
Saturday at𝓕𝓞𝓡𝓔𝓥𝓔𝓡 𝓢𝓟𝓐 2190 Warden Ave, Unit 201, Scarborough 𝟰𝟭𝟲-𝟴𝟬𝟬-𝟳𝟴𝟴𝟳: Cindy, New Girl Lina & Tray, Cindy is a slim beauty, 5’4”, natural C Cups & wonderfully long nipples. Her massage is nice, her bbbj will drive you wild & her cfs finish is a dream come true. Lisa is a young, slim, friendly & very beautiful Vietnamese beauty with a nice body, nice 34D boobs, slim waist
- SugarLoveSpa:
Saturday at ⎝𝗦𝗨𝗚𝗔𝗥 𝗟𝗢𝗩𝗘 𝗦𝗣𝗔⎠: ANA, LUNA, SARA & TIFFANY. 1270 Finch Ave W (at Keele St), Unit 18. North York, ON ☎ 𝟰𝟯𝟳-𝟯𝟲𝟱-𝟮𝟲𝟴𝟴 ☎ ANA is a young, short and sweet lady, 5’1 & 105 Lbs, very tight, with a small to medium booty. Ana is a versatile honey who provides great massage, & can accommodate your needs. LUNA is a slim, VERY PETITE and capable Vietnamese beauty nice natural 34C Cups.
- HolidaySpa:
Saturday at𝓗𝓸𝓵𝓲𝓭𝓪𝔂 𝓢𝓹𝓪3517 Kennedy Rd, Unit 4, Scarborough 𝟰𝟯𝟳-𝟮𝟰𝟳-𝟭𝟭𝟵𝟵AMY & NANA. AMY is an attractive young lady with larger breasts and a nice bottom. She has outstanding oral skills, and is very popular. Don’t miss out on her special skills Nana is a slim and very sexy Korean lady, very pretty and accommodating. Come and try, you will like. HOLIDAY SPA
- New Oriental Health Centre:
Noor & New YOUNG t Asian Girl Angela are in today~Call Text: (647) 381-2688 Make Your Day Incredibly Delicious Our girls provide lots of service options & are Extremely Open-Minded We're Open 9am - 2am everyday! Drop in to Unit 26, 10 East Wilmot Street, Richmond Hill.
- Lulu_Villa_Spa:
Barbie Very Young, very Petite Korea Student With Perfect S shape type Spicy Smoking Hot Body Great BBBJ, CIM, GFE in Her menu Natalie she is CBC/filipina mixed Petite school girl GFE, BBbj, DFK in her menu.647- 446-0886
- See You Health Center:
Sami Gorgeous Model Type CBC Vietnamese School Girl Suki From Taiwan, sweet girl Sexy tight body amazing C cups with Those incredible nipples Elena Very young Vietnamese sweetheart girl has plump lips, flawless glory skin,416-988-2950
- Annie Spa:
Our sexy new superstar Michelle is working today Saturday November 16th with gorgeous young girls Tina and Coco Michelle only works on Saturdays and her schedule gets booked up very quickly so book your appointments well in advance…it’s always a very special and busy day at Annie Spa on Saturdays when Michelle is working 100% real Michelle pictures Call Annie Spa and ask for May to book appointments
1001 Sandhurst Circle Unit #7 Finch and McCowan Area 437-818-8 - bnwellness_wilson:
We have 4 young beautiful girls are working today, young fun Yoyo 30’s with 36DD open mind and young slime Sophia 30’s, pretty GFE Lina and sweet Ella are providing deep tissue and sensual massage, pls call 416-3985777 book appointment and walk in always welcome, back entrance and parking available, 350 Wilson Ave North York
- Sunrise Health Centre:
Noor & New Hot Girl Angela are here Today! (647) 325-8086 We have Hot & Sexy Girls Every Day. They all do Extra Services & are Very Open-Minded ~ Drop In Anytime Walk-Ins Are Always Welcome! Unit 27, 10 East Wilmot Street, Richmond Hill
- Lulu1980:
Phoenix blossom Spatable shower body scrub5124 Dundas W Etobicoke 416-817-3366 Nice girl Luna is joining. She can provide a very good massage with sensual touch. She knows how to take direction and please a man. Suki can provide deep Thai massage. She takes directions very well. She has many assets and knows how to use them. Come see her today.Welcome to walk in or make an appointment at any time. Plenty of parking space at the back door
- EMSpa_schedule:
Tomorrow's sneak peek: For Saturday November 16, 2024, our attendants will be Opal, Vicky , Lucy , Ivy and Christina Call 905-479-6668 to book and enjoy!
- Shangri-la Spa:
♀Freedom Fri Ultimate destination for Asian massages Two fab spots: SL East & SL West, Richmond Hill & Oakville Your passport to paradise with 9 enchanting girls fr China, HK, Japan & Korea — Aaliyah, Tina, Coco, Cici, JPN Yui, Super Happy, Echo, Selena & Doris— 
Ring us 647-695-6354 or text us 
647-578-8169 160 East Beaver Cr., Unit 12, RichmondHill 
Where Eastern charm meets Western comfort - your bliss awaits
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