Nicole at IT

[johnb693]

Was feeling pretty good last week so I decided to hit up my fave Parlor IT. Didn't have an appointment, but much to my pleasent surprise Nicole was free.I have never seen Nicole,plus I was fuckin with the ewwwwwwww weeeeeee all night, so I was feelin pretty chill,and ready for a new adventure.

Nicole is cute like an exotic fruit from Beirut. She had me laughin and turned on all at the same time. Nicole is a really cool shorty who knows how to pres mah bizzzzzzzuttons. Ya heard.

I have now seen Alexis, Shauna, Jenna, Vanessa, Jasmine, Amber and now Nicole. All have left me feelin like a fat roll of chizzzeddar.Ya heard.

Gots to give mad props to Paulie for putting together such a fine ass group of shorties. Much respect, Brethren.

 

[All Star]

Gotta love that one..."the fruit from Beirut"!! I can almost hear Howard Cosell saying it!!

Good one, Pablo. Uh, I mean...."much respect"...and.....uh....."Ya Heard".... whatever TF that means......

 

[Hanna]

Proper.

 

[emma(:]

Peep http://www.rapdict.org/

Holden - You are 'played out'

Peace.

 

[Chip O]

Rusty - translate would you please.

 

[Pompal 09.]

I was shopping in the mall last night and I said the following to a group of teenage boys standing around:

"Yo! You down wit da roll of chizzzzzzeddar, shorties?"

They kicked the shit out of me.

 

[Pompal 09.]

cheddah is cash Goober, they probably thought you were begging them for money and calling them little people the size of beer bottles.


In other words you were skitzing

 

[Cody j]

...then why not just say "cash"? Cheddah is two syllables, much longer, and confusing.

Bah! *waves hand*

Teenagers.

 

[Falling Star]

Hey you were one once and I'll bet you were just as confusing back then.

 

[Deus]

Yeah, I spoke in iambic pentameter. My parents threw me out of the trailer.

 

[presidentflush]

Well talking in Medevial English like Shakespeare is enough to drive anyone batty.