Nicole at The Static

[Mr. Dan]

After reading the great reviews of Jennifer from The Static on here, decided to go in about 10 days ago for a visit. The Static is in N Burnaby, on Hastings, a couple of blocks east of Willingdon. Parking is pretty easy in the back and on the side streets. Rang the doorbell at the back and the door was opened pretty quickly by a Chinese lady who said that she had just taken over the place a couple of weeks ago. Got to review the two girls available, one caucasian and one oriental. Chose Nicole the caucasion one because thats what I felt like at the time. Nicole was not slim, not fat, wrapped pretty tightly but attractively in a very tight gold dress. Rate was $.75 for 45 min. It was nice that Nicole came into the room immediately, without the 5 min wait that happens at a lot of other places. Took a shower and was handed a towel by Nicole, I thought things were going well at this point. Then, we got to the massage, thats when things went downhill. The massage was pretty poor, which is okay, I usually use it to relax from work, get to know the girl and get in the mood. In this case, all I got was "What do you want" and "you can't do that, I am not your girlfriend", trouble was, the later statement came in response to "I would like to be able to touch you". After a few minutes of this, I was definitely no longer in the mood, after the flip, just got a hj (which was admittedly pretty good), and got outta there. Can't say for sure if it was because I coudn't make a connection with Nicole or whether it was her attitude(I think the latter) but definitely not a good experience.

Looks(very subjective I realise) 7 to 8
Attitude Terrible
Repeat Not with her, ever but will try The Static again, nice rooms, very clean and the full service price isn't bad.

 

[tahira]

Brown, Red, Green and Blue for all inclusive 45 min, room fee and services. I just settled for a hj because the experience was not enjoyable, there was no connection and I wanted to get out of there.