Northlands Massage

[Leia]

Same old lady that works there. Did I mention old? Thought she went to Optima. I guess not.

Anyway I had a $30 HJ with the lights out. I don't know if the lights were out for her or for me.

Either way with her still working there you can count me out from going to Northland.

But for $30 for the massage and HJ I'm only complaining a little.

 

[www.tarotpack.com]

You need to call and make sure Sophia is there you'll have some fun with her. She is a slim asian nice top she can be F/S depends. JoAnn is nice also taller asian topless HJ worth it, R

 

[tyson]

Was at Northlands a few days ago and while I thought I had booked Sophia I ended up with Tina.
No problems there Tina I would say is mid 30's, 5'5" nice shape lovely natural breasts with perky nipples very pleasing and loves to be touch and pleasured, you have to check this one out, great service....wink, R

 

[Mrs. Nick Jonas <33]

Where is Northlands?
Can't find it listed anywhere......

 

[Go Cubs Go!!]

northland massage is near to john laurie blvd AND shagnappi trail in NW...


i won't prefer that place...

 

[Pompal 09.]

Is Northlands opened on Sunday, I've read somewhere that they've got a new Asian girl by the name of Coco working there and that's she in her 20s...?!

 

[@N$W3R$]

So if Im going to go to Northlands, who is the hottest girl? If you had to rate Sophia, JoAnn, Tina, and Coco on a scale of 1-10?

 

[Pompal 09.]

I would rate Sophia a 7, Coco an 8 (heard she doesn't speak much english). Both are in their early-mid twenties, the others ones are older (late 30's and up)

 

[Pompal 09.]

hi guys new to the board..actually i've been reading a lot but now will start posting on the board..anyways i was at northland a month or so ago.

door fee was 30 dollars or 35 dollars, got into the room as i walked by i saw 3 girls in a waiting space. Joann came in and greeted me, and we began our 30 minute session, after a few questions and small chat she asked me what i wanted and i told her i wanted fs but she said maybe next time ( she needs to trust the customer 1st)...an hj was on the menu she let me touch but she didn't really specify a price, she just said ok and started going at it pretty good technique with some anal play until finish.

after i cleaned up i asked her what she wanted and she said 40 which is cheap compared to other places i've had...

looks 6.5/10
service7/10
attitude 8/10

 

[Baps .]

I was ay Northlands last week, Unfortuately I didn't read slimshady's review. Seriously had the same old lady, the most bizzare massage I have ever had. I actually paid for a buddy of mine to go and see her so he could realize the awkwardness of the whole situation. TOTALLY hillarious... She is a really sweet lady, old, and crazy, but really sweet. I recommend anyone who reads this go see her, with out a dought you will laugh your ass off on the ride home.

Safe playing to everybody out there!!!!

 

[Loogle]

Why do you guys stay and pay for this experience with an old lady?? I dont get it..Isnt your money worth anything to you?
If I walk in and am not attracted to the girl I say thanks I will come by later or ask if you need appointments to come here or something vague and then leave. Why waste the cash? If shes not my type, Shes not seeing any cash from me.


Dont need nothin but a good time, How can I resist, Aint looking for nothiun but a good time and it dont get better than this! - Poison 1995

 

[mottthedog]

I am with you Rocker, I had no Idea she would be the one comming into the room, I got undressed, laid on the bed, waited a minute or two, then she came in and turned the lights off. She started talking and I realized Oh my god, its the old lady. I would never, EVER, see her again, but I am glad it happened, I think it was a funny situation to go through. I have had far worse things happen as a pooner. Shit I am laughing as I type this. But at the end of the day, though old, unattractive, and a little crazy, she still was really sweet, as in what a really sincere sweet old lady..... giving me a hj.... oh my god this is so WEIRD. And for 70 reubles... it was worth being able to tell the story to my buddies. Now I just need to pay my phyciatrist. LMAO

 

[Ixl]

What is this SP's name? It's not Lily is it?

 

[LVLYLASHES]

I think they're referring to Cindy

 

[Ren]

anybody tried coco yet?

 

[banned_glory]

Talked to here as I was leaving, looks 6-7, maybe 8 for the asian lovers. Seemed outgoing. I'll dee if I can make an appointment with her and will post a review.

 

[Alesha <3]

How old are we talking about? Does she have a European accent ? Is she in her forties or are we talking elderly? I was seeing a 40-some yo who gave a great hj bj . Somewhat plump but not ugly and a bit on the wild side maybe crazy very funny too. She was independent, great value but moved and I lost touch.

 

[HaiThangThaiTu]

Sorryabout the last thread, I was referring to CoCo.

Roger hope you are enjoying the board as much as I am. The old lady, hard to tell her age, she had a asian accent. I don't think we are talking about the same lady.

 

[karen t]

where is Nothland? I want to feel. Any body can tell me?

 

[Kanyee !]

Stopped in to see what all the hype was about met two ladies 1 might have been low 40's or early 50s the other looked like she was old & tired

thanks but no thanks, some guys on this board have mighty low standards

at best I would be generous giving either one a 1.5/10

I took a pass and went and had a beer instead!


(Not ususally a country guy :roll: but: Bye bye love, I’ll catch you later
Got a lead foot down on my accelerator and the rearview mirror torn off
I ain’t never lookin’ back. and that’s a fact. _ JoDEE Mesina 2001