Janie Williamson
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THE KIDDIE PICK..
When you're by yourself and you uninhibitedly twist your forefinger into your
nostril with childlike joy and freedom. And the best part is, there's no time
limit!
CAMOUFLAGED KIDDIE PICK...
When, in the presence of other people, you wrap your forefinger in a tissue,
then thrust it in deep and hold back the smile.
FAKE NOSE SCRATCH...
When you make believe you've got an itch but you're really trolling the
nostril edge for stray boogers.
MAKING A MEAL OUT OF IT...
You do it so furiously, and for so long, you're probably entitled to dessert.
SURPRISE PICKINGS...
When a sneeze or laugh causes snot to come hurtling out of your nose, and you
have to gracefully clean it off your shirt.
AUTOPICK...
The kind you do in a car, when no one's looking.
PICK YOUR BRAINS...
Done in private, this is the one where your finger goes in so far, it passes
the septum.
PICK AND SAVE...
When you have to pick it quickly, just when someone looks away, and then you
pocket the snot so they don't catch on to what you did.
PICK AND ROLL...
No explanation needed.
PICK AND FLICK...
Ditto.
PICK AND STICK...
You wanted it to be a "Pick and Flick," but it stubbornly clings to your
fingertip.
PAYDIRT...
The kind where you remove a piece of snot so big, it improves your breathing
by 90%.hyeah: hyeah: hyeah:
When you're by yourself and you uninhibitedly twist your forefinger into your
nostril with childlike joy and freedom. And the best part is, there's no time
limit!
CAMOUFLAGED KIDDIE PICK...
When, in the presence of other people, you wrap your forefinger in a tissue,
then thrust it in deep and hold back the smile.
FAKE NOSE SCRATCH...
When you make believe you've got an itch but you're really trolling the
nostril edge for stray boogers.
MAKING A MEAL OUT OF IT...
You do it so furiously, and for so long, you're probably entitled to dessert.
SURPRISE PICKINGS...
When a sneeze or laugh causes snot to come hurtling out of your nose, and you
have to gracefully clean it off your shirt.
AUTOPICK...
The kind you do in a car, when no one's looking.
PICK YOUR BRAINS...
Done in private, this is the one where your finger goes in so far, it passes
the septum.
PICK AND SAVE...
When you have to pick it quickly, just when someone looks away, and then you
pocket the snot so they don't catch on to what you did.
PICK AND ROLL...
No explanation needed.
PICK AND FLICK...
Ditto.
PICK AND STICK...
You wanted it to be a "Pick and Flick," but it stubbornly clings to your
fingertip.
PAYDIRT...
The kind where you remove a piece of snot so big, it improves your breathing
by 90%.hyeah: hyeah: hyeah: